Jesus was half dead on the cross, his blood ebbing out, gasping his last, but then...
the storm hit. The wind and the waves where whipped up and just before the Lor' cried out with a loud voice, tis finished, a storm brew forth. It had lightning in it. And that lightning had electricity. The electricity in that lightning entered through the nails in the saviours hands and went into his nervous system. His nervous system, possessed by this new electric energy, exactly like human nervous system electricity but artificial, was spurned back to life.
The deadish brain of the saviour was from then on possessed by the artificial electricity that pervades the atmosphere.
And whenever the northern lights hit, he would be double possessed, and could swallow fire, break iron bars with his bare hands, etc.
Theory of reincarnation; infallacious or otherwise?