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This is a Jimmy Jones joke if I remember correctly, I'll try to keep it clean A man punk goes to a party and see's a lady punk he likes. He goes up to her and says "Hi doll, you can dance with me if you like" She says "I willlllll" They dance for a bit and the punk man says "You can buy me a beer if you like" She says "I willllll" So she buys him a beer and they carry on dancing until the man punk has enough and says to the lady punk "You can go home with me tonight if you like" She says "I willlll" So they go back to the man punks flat and start playing records until the man punk gets a bit hungry & says to the lady punk "Ere doll, I'm a bit hungry, you can make me some sandwiches if you like" She says "I willllll" So they're both a bit drunk and well fed and the man punk starts to feel a bit randy & so says to the lady punk "You can sleep with me tonight if you like" She says "I willlll" So they go to the bedroom and have a bit of romance. Afterwards the man punk looks at the lady punk and says "In about 9 months, you're going to have a baby, a baby boy. You can call it Peter if you like" The lady punk then looks at the man punk with a glint in her eye and says " In about 2 weeks you're going to have a rash, you can call it measles if you like" I watched him a couple of weeks ago, that guy is so funny.

True master of one-liners. The one about dating cracked me up!

I meant 'the world ranking system, by gad, old fashioned way of expotulating, like 'the world ranking system, by jove, or 'by heaven' or 'oh my god, the world ranking system...this one in fact (fig 1) OK, so 335 million americans can accomplish in terms of world ranking, whatever that quantifies; what it takes a billion chinese people to do; so.... 1 American 3.5 chinese people The other facts provide a starker example the population of India vs Arabian DNA... mind boggling food for thought

I was recently thinking about this and that, and I stumbled upon a monumental discovery THE WORLD RANK SYSTEM, BY GAD USA at world #1: Population: 100 million people It takes ONE BILLION CHINESE PEOPLE TO ACHIEVE THE SAME WORLD RANK Does that mean that in terms of manpower; One billion Chinesemen can accomplish what it takes just 100 million white people to accomplish... Meanings one white person = 10 Chinesemen? At the world #10 position... INDIA AND ISRAEL AND UAE AND SAUDI ARABIA TIE FOR 10TH PLACE (Israel, Saudis...same DNA more or less) One billion Indians = 10 million Saudis/Jews, all three middle eastern countries have the SAME POPULATION AND THE SAME WORLD RANK It can't be a coincidence.... ONE JEW/SAUDI= 100 INDIANS