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Gary Delaney joke Knock Knock Who's there? Grandad Quick stop the funeral!! Jimmy jones joke but I'll keep it nice as I can. A family of four is walking through the forest to a picnic area to have a picnic. All of a sudden a bee jumps flies in front of the daughter. The daughter swats the bee and kills it. The dad ask her "why did you do that?" The daughter says " I don't like bumble bees" The dad say " Right for that, you shall have no honey on your bread for a week" She says "Suit yourself I don't care" So they all carry on walking and a butterfly flies in front of the son. The boy swats it and kills the butterfly. The days says "Why did you do that?" The boy says "I don't like butterflys" The dad says "Right, you shall not have butter on your bread for a week" The son says "Suit yourself don't care" So they carry on and get to the clearing and set up a picnic. All of a sudden, a cockroach crawls across the picnic cloth. The mum stamps on the cockroach. The dad looks at his children, the children look back and the son says to his dad " Are you going to tell her or shall I?"

Do you think you can respond without sounding like a pompous asshole?

Just for those who are a bit slow. So the big question is, if Cuba launched Russian missiles at US mainland targets, HOW MANY NUCLEAR WEAPONS WOULD THE US LAUNCH AT CUBA?