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Well, the best way to prevent against rape is to inhumanly ugly.

Schrodinger's poor little cat has been put through so much abuse. Only a sick, sick man would put a cat next to deadly radioactive chemicals just for the hell of it. Anywho, it happens because the only way we can detect where something is, is by recieveing something from it, normally, we fire off the something too (usually it is light). Because we fire off the beam to detect it, we invariably alter the velocity and of the object, we know the location at the second the beam returns, but the velocity is lost. It works the other way too based upon similar logic.

Ouch! But wouldn't they just pull it out beforehand? And if they don't, what good will it do to enrage the rapist?

Here's something that'll knock your socks off! Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was charge with assualt and battery !!!!! Get it, get it!!

Hooray!! I r winnar!

convert to RMB (Chinese currency) before the Communist government decides to deflate their dollar. Once they do, reconvert to pounds or dollars and you'll be richer than most people!

The Luftwaffe

Money...Must...Have...Money... Money...Must...Have...Money...

Oh my! Behave yourself there naughty boy! I know how you feel, I wanna be there when we finally unclothe her, I want to see her, to feel her essence, to understand her nature...ohh yes

How do you post the not equal sign (=/=)

I don't wanna post all my steps, but is the answer 0? Please tell me it's 0, as that is what I put on my test.

Well, it's like what the gluon is to the strong force, photon is to the electromagnetic force, the weak gauge bosons to the weak, gravitons is to gravity. They mediate the force in the sense they control it, the more of them, the stronger the force. It's just that our physicists have yet to truly confirm one's existence with hardcore evidence. All we have now is softcore temptations and naughty insinuations of the graviton's existence.

The supposed mediater of gravity, although its existence has yet to be confirmed, it is highly speculated to exist.

Here's something maybe considered offensive and tasteless by some! How did the new pope die in the concentration camps? He fell off the guard tower What's worse than six babies in one trash can? One baby in six trash cans Why did Hellen Keller lose her arm? She was trying to read traffic signs Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff Badum Tschh

Why is it that when you shine laser beam through the double slit, you get a whole bunch of dots?

Okay, can someone help me with this little puppy? [math]\lim_{x\to0}(\frac{1}{sin x}-\frac{1}{x})[/math]

[math](1/2)^{12+xD/phi}[/math]

Thanks!

Can someone tell me or direct me to somewhere where it tells me how to post out equations and such on the boards?

Humor me, I seem to have forgotten.

Because if you start out with the equation: 1^1 = 1^0 (1)Log 1 = (0)Log 1 1 = 0 Or did I do something naughty?

Go to a church (or it's equivalent in the other religious beliefs, I can't spell them correctly because I'm an ignorant American) and pray to God. At times like this, when things are given to chance, the only thing that can give you comfort is faith. May God be with you and your daughter.

I personally perfer the dry and often insulting humor of Winston Churchill. Although I'm always prepared for martyrdom, I prefer it postponed -Winston Churchill An appeaser is one who feeds crocodiles, hoping it would eat him last -Winston Churchill Any man under 25 and not a liberal has no heart, any man over 25 and not a conservative has no brain -Winston Churchill From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put. -Winston Churchill History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it -Winston Churchill I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. -Winston Churchill The best argument against democracy is a 30 minute conversation with the average voter -Winston Churchill There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true -Winston Churchill Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash. - Sir Winston Churchill, the man who saved the world.

I dunno, I'm kinda of new here, but I, being the internet-ual embodiement of all that is human, fear change, and thus must condemn you for changing for fear I myself will change.

but -2 = 2 also comes out as a possibility.