I see you guys like pick up lines. Chack out Funny Pick Up Lines for a lot more.
Here are a few:
* Did you fart? Because you blew me away...
* Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
* I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
* Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!
* Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
* You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.
* Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
* Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
* I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
* You look like my third wife! (How many have you had?) Two.
And if you're a girl, check out: pick up lines for girls (to use on guys).
Thank you and have a nice one...
