lol the discussion is very hilarious
@DrP Why don't you check out about using a Indian style toilet bowl
you are right about the clearance part too
and also if you know about what angle you should be shitting as to avoid infections in your bladder .
if you use a western toilet , you are mainly at an angle of around 90 deg , making it bad for your bladder and hence your body
And if you use a Indian style toilet bowl you got to to sitting around an angle more than 90 deg , making it more comfortable for your bladder to function and hence be clean.
-demon