Willothwhisp

I just farted. My missus reckons its plasma 😐 seriously In fact, I just burned the paint off the shorthouse door. 🤣 Correction,shorthouse. Shithouse for God's sake. Predictive text humphffff ! It's been estimated that if all of the farts ever produced, including dinosaurs (and boy could they fart!) were collected in an enormous balloon and compressed into collapsed matter at the centre of a star, then the volume would be roughly 10 to the minus15 mm cubed! It would smell terrible. I don't know what units are used to measure smell but trust me, it would ming! Also, I think that this would be a 5th state of matter. Please excuse my inability to write the numbers in standard form, It's been quite some time since I was professor of physics at Yale and I've forgotten how. Anyone interested in knowing how I made my estimate, just ask🤣