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Q: How do you titilate an Ocelot? A: You ocelate its tits alot.

Three couples walk into a church, an old couple, middle aged and a young couple. They ask if they can join up. The preist says "Yes you can, if you can go away and not have sex for two weeks," Off they all toddle to try and hold it together for a fortnight. Two weeks later they all come back and the preist asks "So how did it go?" The old couple reply "Oh yes, no problem at all." "oh good in you come then," says the preist in a freindly tone. The middle aged couple come over and the woman tells the priest "Oh, well, um...yes we did manage it but I had to lock him in the shed," "Well at least you managed it, in you come," Smiles the preist. Finally the young couple walk over blushing and the young man explains "I'm sorry father we couldn't manage it..." looking at his wife "you see it was all going well until i saw her bending over into the fridge, i had to have her i couldn't help it," The priest frowns and says "Well I'm sorry but you are just not welcome here, goodbye," To which the young man replies "Yeah, we're not allowed in Sainsburys again either,"

lol... Nah I'm sorry PM don't work, or at least not in the sense everyone wants it to. As far as free energy for everyone is concerned: The best, in my mind, we can hope for is the Illusion of PM which is much easier and works just as well. (if everyone thinks its PM then it might as well be, who can say otherwise) Or another idea is using humans as an energy producer, although not strictly PM it might as well be, i don't think we will be running out of it anytime soon. As far as "This thing here is moving.It has been for many years. But we can't go near it, touch it or take any energy away from it." Then yeah it can be done, but whats the point. This aside i still want to see any complete models anyone has...if it works i'll happily be your manager.

Thank guys, now i know.

I'm sorry for taking so long to get back on this, but yes the answer is 2.

How much does a fish weigh if it weighs 1 pound plus half its own weight?

I've been looking into what Christ Slave heas been saying to see where he got the idea, it's odd. There is a post somewhere in here about the end of the world in 2012. It seems the two are linked. Thousands of people world wide are saying the world is hollow, the end is coming, we are visited by aliens from the fourth dimension. I can humor some of what is beening said, but a hollow earth? Maybe in the fourth dimension as a tetrasphere but to actually think that the world, our physical world is hollow and people live there. Try http://www.2012.com.au it has a lot of information. Some makes a little sense, but some is just impossible.

Oh good, but I really hate to think that he is walking away really thinking all of that.

I got it finally. How odd though, I showed it to a friend and he didn't even think about it.

Thales, I've spent many a night agonising over the same stuff. It's tragic.

Question 1. Where has CS gone, I’ve just read this whole discussion and would really like to have a chat. Question 2. Why has no-one brought up the electro-magnetic implications of CS' theory? To CS, If the Earth were a hollow shell then there would be no liquid core within (this is definitely what you are saying yes? Which you have not offered any proof for). If earth did not have a spinning iron core then the world would not have an electromagnetic field around it. (Proven!) If the earth did not have an electromagnetic field around it then there would be nothing protecting us from the radiation emitted from the sun. (Proven!) If we were not protected from this radiation we would all be toast. (Proven!) The very fact that you can sit at your PC typing your ideas is what completely disproves them CS. Also I think the people of Hawaii would have something to say about you ideas, not to mention the late residents of Pompeii. Sorry CS.

I have absolutely no proof for this but it works for me. I thought this up a few years ago, the funny thing is I had (and if I’m honest still don’t) no idea about physics at all, just a C grade GCSE. After this I went a bit mad thinking I was a new messiah to the world for a few months. It was a very interesting time in my life. The universe is constantly imploding and exploding in and out of two…erm…big bits of nothingness. At the point where it has dispersed as much as it can in our universe it is at its point of most compressed in the other. Our universe is basically a huge version of a black hole and a white hole in two… …is there a word for the outside of the universe? I would like some input from more experienced physicists, could I be right (if so I think I should go and do a physics degree) or am I terribly flawed (in which case I should go and do a physics degree).

If you light a match in zero gravity which direction will the flame head (as in on earth it heads upwards)? Or even better if anyone knows or even has a picture. My mind say a sphere but that also doesn't make sense because of convection. Blah. Admin delete this if its too daft a question, I would love to see it though.

Dammit! Brain frying! I know i'm not supposed to look to deeply into it, but thats asking me to stop doing something that has become a terribly flawed instinct. I will get this if it kills me (which it might).

How do you put something in spoiler text?

Is it the other guys fault?

Would the other guy know why the first guy topped himself?

So, it seems that the question goes to you Mossoi. Is the sphere a perfect sphere and is it perfect blue. Both of which are impossible. Either way, I don't think I will ever look at Blue Balls in the same way again.

Despite all of this I think Zombies will be the end of us.

It is very odd that i find myself here reading this thread. I have been looking into the links between science, religion and spirituality for years now and have found many an interesting thing (far too many to explain them all). But the one i deem most important at the moment is the fact that the a large proportion of the worlds spiritual (not religious, the churches would never let anybody think the world is going to end) community believes that there is going to be a time of awakening in...you guessed it...2012. Not only that but they seem to believe that the worlds population is going to drop significantly at that time. I also heard (although my sources are not greatly reliable) that about 6 years ago the magnetic north pole was moving through russia at a speed of 2inches per year whereas now it is more like 1km. Do not think me a spiritual wacko (although through my studies i have become very spiritual) I am purely science. But this does seem all a bit suspect, how can so many people think this. I highly doubt they all have knowledge of the polar phenomenon.

Does it have anything to do with the other guy?

If you were to push the ball through planespace it would no longer have the ability to be a sphere (speaking from a planespace point of view) but it would still be blue.