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and Sam did doughnuts in the parking lot.

I need some chemicals to make NI3. Who can sell me a quart of anhydrous amonia?

2hr delay...I'll take it.

Today's only goal is to make sure my students make it to the weekend with all their fingers.

So maybe a buck head door knocker was a bad idea. The antlers keep stabbing me in the head.

thinks "What About Bob" needs a sequel.

is watching "What about Bob."

I know I should be sick of em, but I still want a snow day. Some of us are just gluttons. Don't judge me.

Hey Dad, is saying "fooey" wrong?NahGood, cause it's fun sayin...fooeeeeey

The Jeep rocks.

is thinking the roads are getting slick.

ahhh, weekend.

is smoking up the house.

is casting a buck head door knocker.

Is casting pewter angels.

is setting aside his Christmas tree to season for next summers pyro party.

is protected by a vail of ignorance.

cut out 576 3x1.5" dominoes out of three 2x4s, plus bridges and stands in an hour and a half.

is repairing cheap toys made by Santa's little Chinese elves.

can't wait until his kids get tired of their new Raider Rapic Fire Nerf guns. I'm thinking, a few capacitors and a little pneumatic action, and we'll make a fully automatic taser gatling gun.A little iodine and amonia would make a nice explosive tipped nerf dart too.Christmas morning is always so inspiring.

Magic wands were a bust. Time for a last minute do over, only without the molten metal...pisser!

is booby-trapping his Christmas present hiding spots.

is 3/4 finished with Mary's nativity set.