This was voted as the world's funniest joke.
Two hunters were in the woods when one of them suddenly fainted and lay on the ground motionless. Frantic, the other hunter called the emergency services for help.
"First, see if the guy is dead." The guy on the phone advised the hunter.
Then the former heard a gunshot in the background. The hunter said, "What next?"
Haha.
Here's another one.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went camping on the hills. In the middle of the night, Holmes woke Watson up, and told him what he could deduce from the stars.
"Oooh," Watson said, "There are billions of stars in the universe, and from here, I can see the Big Dipper, shining brightly in the sky. Actually, Sherlock, I think there are planets like Earth out there, and perhaps beings that are similar to humans may thrive there."
"Watson, you idiot!" Sherlock snapped, "Somebody has stolen our tent!"