Have you ever considered the idea that M.I.T. is a pretentious elitist society where the politics of their educational system dishonor the adoption of female students into their school, only to make up with a ridiculous online, free education, open-source directory?
Have you ever considered that there may be better places overseas than M.I.T. who would be willing to enroll you into their school?
Have you considered a plan where you do under-graduate work for one year and a half and then enroll into somewhere, such as Harvard, for another semester, thus allowing you to say you earned your degree from Harvard?