Wow, I didn't expect so many relevant replies.
I'm used to slashdot, where most replies are flames.
Anyway, my aim is not to be perfectly accurate, but to demonstrate the futility of worrying about any black hole the LHC may produce.
Specifically replying to timo,
All my dimensions were googled, I assumed the black hole didn't move because that would bring other factors into the calculations which weren't relevant to a picosecond event and who in the *real world* cares anyway, the point of mentioning the event horizon is to demonstrate that anything beyond that radius is not inescapably drawn into the BH, I am not allowing for foreign objects, as this is technically a laboratory experiment where external influences are immaterial, and finally please bear in mind this is not a Phd thesis, it is a way of starting the extremely ignorant on the path to being less ignorant.
As for the other comments, yes - I agree.
I am a trained car mechanic if that helps.
swansont - it does say "you're stupid" if the person you are talking to is stupid. Anybody with a brain wouldn't take it so harshly, but the people I'm aiming at would. It's not my fault...
Thanks for your time anyway
Alan