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Then I could do some metalwork while taking a dump. What if you met a talking dog?

Then I'd wake myself up due to the highly unlikely situation of peace on Earth ever occuring due to the natural aggresiveness expicilty shown through Humans. What if everything did really taste like chicken?

Then for the majourity of people, it wouldn't be any different to as it is now . What if suddenly the Earth was attacked by a tripedal alien race known as the Wtfzorz from the planet Haax later today?

Then it would be one order of magnitude too early to meet the cast of One Million Years B.C. What if there was no concept of religion?

I can't stand the noise produced when carpet is scraped or scratched. For example, the nozzle of a vacuum cleaner scraping on carpet makes me flinch .