A priest and a cab driver die, and they find themselves on front of St. Peter. St. Peter says "Ok .You both are going to heaven". He takes the cab driver to a mansion with everything and anything the cab driver wanted. He could get an olympic sized swimming pool, or a gigantic TV, anytime he wanted it. Next, St. Peter takes the priest to an old shack. It had a bunk bed, and a small TV. The priest says "St. Peter, I think you have been mistaken. Shouldn't I get the mansion, since I have preached and told people about our religion?"
St.Peter replies "During your sermons, everyone was asleep. But, during the cab driver's driving, everyone was praying!"