There are 4 states of matter, Solid, Liquid, Gas and Plasma, since a state of matter can go through Solid Liquid and Gas and some plasma, is it possible for farts to turn to fart liquid, or fart solid? Can this also happen to burps? Burp liquid, fart liquid, burp solid, fart solid. The only reason this is not in spam is because I'm being serious.
You would have to catch a fart underwater like in the bathtub and catch the bubbles. Air consists of Carbon dioxide, oxygen, hydrogen, nitrogen, so you would have to get a pure fart from underwater, or a burp I guess x.x... However, a fart has bacteria, intestinal gasses, carbon dioxide, and nitrogen, all together the compound is a "Fart." Google says nobody has thought of anythign like this. I suppose it's technically possible. What would it look like? What color would it be? What would happen if you drank liquid fart? If Solid Fart was a soft material could you eat it? What would it taste like then? Would it be a amphorous solid so you could heat it and then eat it if it was not already soft? What would it look like? Would it still stink? What would be it's melting point? What would be it's boiling point? What would its atoms and molecules look like? What would it's freezing point be!
No I don't know much about science so I didn't know where to put this. Post your comments here. I'm being 100% serious so treat it that way.
