Report them for what? Having an internet connection?
Seriously, I'd bet they'd all give me permission to pass on their IP addresses just to see exactly what you do with them, and which agencies' time you waste in the process.
You don't think concern is an emotional response? You certainly seem worked up to me. There is nothing wrong or abnormal about having these reactions, obviously, but this is not the appropriate place to express them.
You don't need to go away - you need to change your approach to this topic. If you do not after being told twice you will receive warning points, which is not really something I want to do on the basis of someone having emotions, so please don't make me.