Sorry, I just saw that and for some reason it was tremendously funny at the time.
Onward!
Yes, because there's not really any way it's going to happen. We don't need to disprove that it can happen, because the only reason we might (reasonably or unreasonably) expect it to be manifest is that we are hypothesising infinite outcomes among infinite planets.
Probability isn't a factor (well, not for Elephant-Jam world anyway - it'll still have an effect on the distribution of planetary manifestations, but only the ones that exist).
Yes, but that's factually wrong, so it's not really the best point you've made.