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Let you use that as an academic source at Cambridge do they?

I'm not sure they're after accuracy, but more scope for potential thought processes. I'm quite fond of "away from the sand" because it's humourously true. Not as provocative an answer I'd have liked for the monkeys question but I suppose it is the truth. Q: A man walks 100 miles due North towards the magnetic pole. He then turns to bearing 090 and walks for twice as long at two thirds of the rate of progress. If he started walking at 12.00 midnight on the 1st January, and ended his journey 89 hours later in the center of Trafalgar Square, what was he standing on just before he started walking?

I believe you refer to Wonkavision, Sir.

Ah yes, la-la happy Oompa Lumpa land. Similar to la-la happy elf land but with more focus on pushing the boundaries of confectionary.

I also would have accepted "towards the burning sky-ball", "away from the sand", or "no I'm not". Q: Monkeys. Why?

You aren't winning any 'smart points' you know.

How disappointing I'll ask you one if you like: Q: You are in a desert with no water. Which way is up?

lol

I fully support any and all efforts he might make in that direction. I'd pay the air fare just to come and watch, in fact. Anybody got a video camera with a big zoom lens?

Unless another force acts on the system. Last time I checked, electromagnetic fields and forces were taught at a very basic level of physics.

That's what teleportation is, in fact. Destruction and recreation. Anybody who has illusions that the matter is magically moved through the power of pixie dust is living in la-la happy elf land.

Direct all queries RE: Cambridge entrance exams to MrL_JaKiri. He's done them. Presumably he also passed them all. Hey MrL, did they ask you any of these infamous "curve ball" questions in your interviews?

Paradoxes don't fall apart and spontaneously resolve themselves before you even look at them, so 'no'.

Sotto voce... Like the Cambridge entrance exams, which are specially designed to keep people like him out.

Mwa ha haaaaaaa.

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Better than looking retarded by squeezing as many grammatical, compositional, syntax, spelling and factual errors as possible into every single post.

Apparently Cambridge are quite good at physics. Although as a foreign student you can expect to pay more... for some reason.

Oh. My. God.

What you need is a PayPal link and a catchy slogan.

Then logically, closing this thread will give you the time you so clearly need with which to 'learn some of the stuff you think you are talking about', a worthy cause by any standard.

I rest my case.

Maybe you should try working somewhere for a significant period of time before you try giving people advice on the same. Just a thought.

One with standards, I'd imagine. They probably have like... an entrance exam 'n' stuff.