Thank you very much!
Atheists ROCK!!!
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see, you glorious people have last names like first names, which is kinda cute!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
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how about I believe in WHATEVER I want - even in the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! - and you do the same!
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let me show you the end results of this particular *SUCCESSFUL SCIENTIFIC MODE*
of thinking that is called *CRITICAL THINKING*, which is completely in line with all human objectives...
this style has been perfected by dawkins, pz, randi and the other *NEW ATHEISTS*
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THE BOOBQUAKE - 911!
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hey, atheists APPLAUD BOOBIES!!!
they think BOOBIES are grrrRRRRRREAT!!!!
see, I just want to make it clear to the rest of you:
I am a complete and utter moron with a short fuse and very little powder. If my brains were gasoline, I couldn't drive a motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio!
see how we take a term and convert it into its AUTHENTIC POLITICAL DIMENSION - THAT
OF LIBERATION - not just merely harmless expression...
If you understand what I just said, please explain it to me!
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FOR THE *CRITICAL THINKER* called m.shermer
this is your *FINAL WARNING*
Stop wearing my dresses!!!
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the really SHARP END OF OCCAM’S RAZOR…
they mix SKEPTICISM with ATHEISM…
KABOOM…
Now I want you to listen to this little genius...
Randi:
When I see your radiant smile I understand why you are a hero to me!
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now I want you to watch this word from our sponsor...
FRUIT LOOPS
they start looping when you pour them into a bowl...
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Atheists,
but you have NO PANTS LIKE MINE... therefore you FAIL...
the PANTS OF PINKNESS
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I SHAVE MY EYEBROWS!!!
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THE REAL QUESTION:
DOES ATHEISM HAVE A FUTURE?
AND THE ANSWER - MAYBE!
Atheists,
GET OUT THERE AND PLAY
you little puppies do nothing but bark…
and you try to eliminate on my picnic blanket…
but you LOST…
THE PICKLE FROM MY SANDWICH
Hoover Dam, Atheists!
FINALE:
Have I said this before? Oh yes, more times than is reasonable!
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http://Imalittleteapot.free0host.com/
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PULLING THE PLUG on my paranoia
bye
Einstein puts the REAL in Relativity…
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You should go look at YouTube sometime!
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atheists deny that bread exists…
WHITE OR WHOLE WHEAT, ATHEISTS?
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***************************LIGHT RYE*********
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E=MC2
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I hope to one day be DOWN THE TOILET!!!
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see, you degenerates have last names like first names, which again, I find very cute.
DOUBLE!
FOR THE WIN!!!
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Now look at this!
I have mittens on!
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MINT JELLY!
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UNDERSTAND!!!?
Shermer - Randi - Myers - Harris - Dawkins VS. NOSTRADAMUS - EINSTEIN -
MARKUZE
you are undermatched in this basketball game!!!
besides, Nostradamus can't jump...
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Repent and turn to God or be atheists...
OK, ATHEISTS?
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OR LIGHT BEER!
NOW,
renounce your *atheism* and become KIRBY VACUUM SALESMEN and FIGHT THE GOD FIGHT!
