LunarTick

Big up the Shoreham Massive....

My name 'LunarTick' is what I consider to be a funny play on words(some may think otherwise). It does'nt really mean anything except me being a drunk fool. My picture is my precious face on Superman's body because photoshop made me do it.

I reckon a Meer Cat and a Giraffe would be pretty cool... Though it would kind of defeat the object of needing to get on it's hind legs and look around(which is why Meer Cats are so rad) as it would already be pretty tall. Still though it might have it's advantages in an Urban environment. I would call it the Meeraffe.

'Too many Cocks spoil the Brothall'. Robert A Simons.

After some indepth thought i have concluded that a Squid crossed with a Polar Bear would be good...... Simply because it would look cool. I would call it the Polar Square.

Please bear in mind my father is black and finds this joke funny. Q.Why do Black people wear baggy trousers?? A.Because their Knee grows.

In many ways I agree with what 'Snail' has to say but I myself find that a swift dab of chloroform followed by a hasty sprint face first into a near by door frame always does the job.... Of course you can attempt this whilst masturbating furiously... Hopefully a fellow house mate will tuck in.

Anyone fancy a game of Slaps?? Except with bums?

Hello my name is LunarTick.... I find you folks exceedingly interesting, especially that Snail fella.