Cap'n Refsmmat

What is your favorite source for research? Not just science information, but anything.

Sometimes while my cat sleeps she will twitch and her ears will swivel around, as if she is on the hunt. I think most mammals dream, if not in the same way we do.

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? 2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. 3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! 4. Rottweiler: Make me. 5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. 6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh?Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! 7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. 8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. 9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb? 10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. 11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. 12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there 13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? 14. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle .. 15. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?" ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF. What is a Cat? 1. Cats do what they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They're totally unpredictable. 4. When you want to play, they want to be alone. 5. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 6. They expect you to cater to their every whim. 7. They're moody. 8. They leave hair everywhere. CONCLUSION: They're tiny women in little fur coats. What is a Dog? 1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. 2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. 3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time. 4. They growl when they are not happy. 5. When you want to play, they want to play. 6. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 7. They leave their toys everywhere. 8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss. 9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you. CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats.

If another cop had seen that, the first one would be fired or something. They do enforce it, but they say, "Hey, I'm a cop, I'm allowed to speed and go through lights. People will excuse me because I'm the law."

I have done this before. It goes "pop" and the match goes out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnetohydrodynamic Other than that I think it's a lot of science fiction.

Saddam is. "Ha, you vandalized! There goes your hands! Ha! You cursed at me! Say goodbye to your tongue! Ha! You stole something! Excessive radiation treatment for you!" The radiation is true. They took radiation guns for cancer treatment and pointed them at the prisoners, then left them on for a long time. Eeew.

The one thing I'd really like is a set of skins.

This thread is so circular and stupid I think it should be locked.

ROFLMAOOTDADTSAITPOAOT = Rolling on the floor laughing my *** off, out the door and down the street and into the pato of an oncoming truck.

Ask kenel, the guy who runs the server. He's a member. http://www.scienceforums.net/forums/showthread.php?t=5611

You're taking it out of context. He says you're not going to MAKE HIM SAY THAT. In other words your argument will not make him say hunting isn't a past-time. Get it?

No, not true. In every test I got more than 80, except in 1st grade. I remember all of the gory details. Everyone asks me for help.

So is the 14,000 killed by guns. You're taking it out of context. Besides, saying it is a need means it isn't a past-time. Then it would be a necessity rather than just a sport. You're contradicting yourself.

http://users.ox.ac.uk/~kgroup/tools/tools_main.html http://users.ox.ac.uk/~kgroup/tools/cognition.html#hook_bending from the post I made before. (that is what you should have read)

TOILET OUT OF ORDER..... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

No, I NEVER study. I don't have problems with it, I just don't. The last time I got less than an 80 on a test was in 1st grade.

About psychics and police: Can't they just be good psychologists who "profile" the criminals? Then you'd know their personality and what they'd do that gives them away. They did that with the Unabomber.

http://www.englishforums.com Try it there. It's an english forum.

One of my teachers gave a lecture about how your memory works and how that affects your studying. She is not a science teacher, so no, this was not to understand memory, just for studying. She made the following claims: Your short term memory can only hold 5-9 discreet items. Your long term memory is infinite. If you study one night for 60 minutes, that's worse than studying for 10 minutes once a day for six days. You must want to remember something for it to go into your long term memory so you will know it, otherwise it will not. Out of 10 things learned you will forget six in the next 1-2 days, unless you study. I don't really believe this. Saying that the short term memory can only hold so many items is like saying the RAM on your computer can only hold 10 applications at once. It depends on the size of the items to be remembered. And how can long term memory be infinite? Just because nobody has had their brain "fill up" doesn't mean it can't. You don't have infinite neurons. About the studying things: I NEVER STUDY. I get straight A's. So then if I only will remember 4 out of 10 things, how can I get 95% on a test? Because supposedly it won't go into my long term memory without me "willing" it to. I don't have to "will" myself to remember my teacher's name. What do you think about these?

You don't know the difference between "want" and "need." You "want" to hunt. It is not necessary for your survival. But that's nitpicking. Me, if there was a burglar in my house, I'd chuck my textbook. He'd be out cold in 2 seconds flat. Stupid textbooks.

I don't agree, but I won't argue, as that's offtopic. Anyways, he might have just said "let's get an evil country, which shall we kill first?" but then, after Iraq, decided that doing more was too risky.

If we attack North Korea there'll be even MORE controversy. (maybe we found that North Korea has a stash of oil)