As I poked around another forum, I noticed something. On that forum, many users get titles from the admin, things like "Top Poster 2003" or "Top Spammer 2003" or even "Top Waffler".
I thought maybe it would be nice to spice things up a bit around here by giving out more of them, and not just to bad people. You could give out "Top Psuedoscientist" titles, or perhaps "Mr. Know-It-All". Or, if a user hit a certain amount of posts, he could get a title.
A few suggested titles:
1. Swansont should get one, for always knowing the answer.
2. Tesseract, for posting even though he has no clue what the answer is.
3. ExtraSense, for obvious reasons. ("Martian Believer")
4. albertlee, for always having a computer problem...
No offense to those people!
I think it would make the forum a little more interesting...