Comical way to die:
You fall out of an airplane, but instead of hitting the ground, you fall right through an open manhole. You survive, but a bunch of evil sewer alligators come and are about to eat you, but fortunately, an anvil squashes them. It goes dark, and you stumble around until you trip over a box of gunpowder. To see what you hit, you light a match, blasting you out of the manhole. But you are still alive, and as you hurtle through the air, you are sucked into the jet intake of the airplane you fell out of. You die.