Cap'n Refsmmat

Perhaps you should do your investigation and find out yourself... I'd think it would slowly curve up, and get steeper and steeper, because large bulbs are lots less efficient.

When I read, I get absorbed. I don't think about it until I'm done (and that's really quick, considering how fast I read). Then I start to wonder and think and all that stuff. No, I think I normally realize that I have to go to the bathroom...

Heat rises.

My thing is that I'll be reading, then automatically I'll get up to go to the bathroom. Halfway there, I snap out of it, and I'm not sure what I'm doing for a few seconds. Though it is convenient when I do homework. Walking is automatic, and so is running, so why do you say that?

A: Free will. Q: What's your IQ?

I thought radio was supposed to have news and music.

Perhaps you should take the famous shot of Buzz Aldrin standing in front of the camera and add the google monolith behind him.

Same here, I believe the "refresh rate" type answer. Early TVs went at 24 per second, and that was enough to fool us, so certainly we must have some "refresh rate."

But people from Germany own the moon! (or at least parts of it)

Meanwhile, I sit here and quietly clench my fists at him for the insult...

Yay for Sayanora! Clap clap clap! I'd take Mooeypoo's suggestion and ban him (unless you want the humor)

Hey! You stole my thought!

Propaganda? Examples? The media part I understand. All they do is argue point-counterpoint style.

That doesn't mean a big head makes you smart. Sperm whale's heads are huge, but they don't make advanced machines. They aren't very smart.

Death rates exceeded 100% in some towns. (about the black plague) JUDGE: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? JOHNSON: By death. JUDGE: And by whose death was it terminated? JUDGE: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? DOCTOR: All of my autoupsies have been on dead people. "Dave Dravecky has now thrown 66 pitches through 6 innings. It doesn't take a very smart guy to figure out that's 12 an inning." -Duan Kuiper JUDGE: You say you're innocent yet five people say they saw you steal the watch. DEFENDANT: I can produce 500 people who didn't see me steal it.

Contribute any really stupid or funny quote here. Like this: LAWYER: How many times have you attempted suicide? DEFENDANT: Four. LAWYER: And were you successful any of those times?

A: Pneumonoultramicroscopisilicovolcanoconiosis. (yes, that's from memory) Q: Mustard or ketchup?

No, you're not allowed not to. I like him too, because he gets rid of all those nasty trollers and pseudoscientists really fast.

A: By not doing it. Q: Do you think trueLove is related to Zarkov?

Well, look at my picture. It's Lenin on a shower curtain. Just showing how easy it is to find a strange picture.

When the water evaporates the gravitational potential energy also disappears as it turns to gas. Why atomic only?

Perhaps he's referring to vacuuming his house. Seriously, I think you'd at least expand a bit before you teleported back.

If you used it for a long time, you might melt something. But it's not too serious, as far as I know.

A: New Balance Q: Have you ever seen someone spontaneously combust?* *Have to fill my silly quotient for the day.

Whoops, never heard it was fake. How'd they prove it?