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Cap'n Refsmmat

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  1. That wouldn't be nice of you with someone elses husband! How dare you mention it! Makes people suspicious!
  2. That's what I thought. Don't panic, they always say. I still wonder why on TV the main character is shot 25 times, and he still kills the evil dude, then is rushed to the hospital and survives.
  3. And he would be a Darwin Award, no less. At least he'd have honor.
  4. You know, E coli lives in us, and is beneficial, till there's too much of it.
  5. I wouldn't mind if I had a parasite or whatever that cleaned the food off my face.
  6. I'm getting my symbiotic relationships mixed up. All right then, leeches!
  7. I thought parasites wouldn't be able to think. Actually, I think the best parasite is the bird that sits in a croc's mouth and picks the bits from between it's teeth.
  8. I was reading about that Schwarzschild thing yesterday. Somehow, it's a figure determining at what point something is too dense to allow light to escape, or summat like that. I'll check.
  9. You mean like metals can store a hologram created from thoughts? Unlikely!
  10. Well, now they decided to not take out evolution in Georgia. Good for them, it would be stupid.
  11. What or who is "art bell"? Is he a radio guy or something?
  12. The pressure on the eye distorts the image, and your brain can't compensate, for a while. Then it figures it out and rights itself.
  13. It would! The difference in gravity from your legs to your head would rip you apart.
  14. That's my impression, the metal records the brainwaves. But that doesn't explain everything. It should instead make you visualize from their viewpoint, not yours. Weird.
  15. I told you! I'm reading a book about relativity, I can tell you if I find it.
  16. Is your hand touching your eye? It would do that.
  17. This is in the early 1900s.
  18. That isn't too bad! He means stuff like seeing if you can toss a match in a can of gasoline without getting blown up.
  19. My brother! (not) Erm, did you know tapeworms used to be sold as weight loss drugs?
  20. Ask an eye doctor. Sounds serious.
  21. No... not really. I wake much too abrubtly (beep beep!) for that to happen to me. The alarm really alarms me. (ha!)
  22. Never heard of it, yet I'm reading a book about relativity right now. Strange. Possibly it's something like a wormhole, "bridgeing" you to other parts of the universe.
  23. Possibly your eyes haven't focused. Or, your brain, which typically stabilizes images if you are bouncing around (so it isn't blurred) just hasn't started up properly.
  24. I said that common sense isn't common, and I meant it.
  25. Well, Chretien wasn't much better.
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