Regnes

We should be directing more of our resources into breeding the perfect spider, bigger than a Goliath Birdeater, and more aggressive/venomous than a Brazilian Wandering Spider/Sydney Funnel-web., and more adaptable than any spider, can live virtually anywhere except the frozen north/south The largest spider is often compared to being the size of a dinner plate, well we should be aiming to increase the size to that of a truck tire. Sydney Funnel-webs are typically a pretty pissed off spider, but we could possibly encourage their body to release a lot of natural steroids into their system, give them some roid rage to play around with, that coupled with the face that the new spider will hopefully be much closer to the size of a human will make it much much more likely to attack. I read on Wikipedia that there have been no recorded deaths from Funnel-webs since 1981, this is honestly unacceptable and we need to be trying harder, the spiders will need preportionally larger fangs, and venom glands at least 5 times larger than normal to be able to gush as much venom into human prey as possible, in addition to the venom being more potent than anything else before it, we should be seeing human fatalities skyrocketing. I also am considering starting a petition to outlaw the practice of creating anti-venoms as they are making a mockery of nature. Imagine you're taking a stroll along a forest path, you see a big spider web and decide to take a look at it, instead of a small bugs wrapped up in silk you see actual people there, some even still alive and struggling to escape, and then suddenly the spider pounces onto you and sinks its fangs into your neck and eats you alive, how cool would that be?