You don’t get it?!
Alright alright here’s another:
There’s a man and his best friend, a bird, on a plane. This guy in front of them is smoking a cigar and it started to make the bird cough.
The bird tells his friend, “Will you please tell this guy in front of us to stop smoking? It’s making me cough.”
So the man says the the smoker, “Hey will you stop smoking that cigar? Its making my bird cough.” And the smoker says, “No I wanna enjoy this cigar.”
A little later the bird is coughing even worse and the bird says,”Hey you gota tell this guy to stop smoking he’s making me sick.”
So the man says to the smoker, “Hey will you please stop smoking? You’re making my bird sick.” And the man says, “No I wanna enjoy this here cigar.”
After a while the bird is about to die and he says, “You gota tell this guy to stop smoking I’m gona die soon.”
So the man says to the smoker, “Hey will you stop smoking?! You’re killing my bird!” And the man says, “No! I wanna enjoy the rest of this cigar in peace!”
The bird says, “Hey I got an idea. You tell this guy that if he throws the cigar out the window then you will throw me out the window and I can fly back in.”
So he says to the smoker, “Hey if I throw my bird out the window will you throw the cigar out?” And he agrees.
They throw the cigar and bird out at the same time and the bird flies back in with something in its mouth.
Do you know what was in its mouth?