randbc

Hi all and thanks for taking the time... I am writing a movie where the main character's house has just been blow up. He survives but the gardener does not. I need to disfigure the gardener's face and teeth (sorry for being graphic) so that the bad guys will think the gardener is actually our main character for a while. The only available products that are around are pool water, chlorine for the pool, plant fertilizer, a few bottles of vodka and the remnants of burnt house. My question - Can a type of acid be made from uising these ingredients together which can be used on the gardener? Hope that's not too creepy. thanks for the help:) RC