Weirdmaskman

RT "@thaddyours_LB: Chelsea or my girlfriend" don't u dare..ur girl will skin you

RT "@wura @wuraolar dont let a man who cant sweat for you sweat on you #word" hmmm. #trueyarn #word longest tym @wura hwz fam & dad

RT "@Montberte oxymoron, n. someone who is as dumb as an ox" hmmm "ox" "moron" can you deduce anything from that.... #justasking #stevec

Hayya @ABEEXTRA should b in Il-city by 4th Insha Allah...

"RT @etisalat U'll only b able2make/receive On-Net calls as we upgrade our systems btw 11:00pm on 26/11/2011 to 04:30am on 27/11/2011"

Happy Éyo festival to all lagosians.... Tomorrow, traffic will rest in peace in #Lasgidi.#eyofestival #lagosians

OMG! Can't believe this bufo just took a picture with a towel on and sponge case at hand #hostelthings #crazy

Greetings, i'm Archer, the emissary of the gorgonites. #smallsoldiers #comandoelite #thegorgonitesmustlose

"RT @oedonline OED: word of the day -#turducken http://t.co/x07nQUf0 " with d description, i'm salivating already

I'v got some problems with my shadow, its always antagonistic to my movement... #Help!#justsaying #weird

I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/suLLLRJq Enrique Iglesias - Escape

http://t.co/8hgXqCLD

safe passage for Inter, Bayern and benfica.. #soccer

No fashion weapon against me shall prosper #OMG #WTF #Englishpolice #Bomb #rfyl..Brb

*indifferent so, got that homo means homosexuals, things means things yl alert means alert, so?..... @Henriebaby

Check in? Ok, Sok here I come, and within a flash, off I go...Likes; d people like2exchange pleasantries, accommodating, religious, no heirachical discrimination, inbuilt resistance2diseases,...Dislikes; really bad hygiene, smoking is endemic here, little knowledge of English, primitive technology, religious xtremism, pugnacious, do or die mind-set, muscle strength with no brain work...heck!

Now watching....(@YouTube http://t.co/eZyFQgZF)

Don't 4get2remember me, pls keep me in ur heart, if we ever have2part, dont 4get..get to remember me -T.I (@TIA) & #MARYJBlidge #music

Trickish Q: You're in a race and you overtook the last person, what position are you? http://t.co/FmNSrz24

Cute....though, no much transmogrification @JackWilshere #arsenal #soccer

just scored 78% on the Popularity Meter. Find yours at http://goo.gl/ZV7P6

"RT @OneMessagePage with two friends, one is always the others slave, even if they both deny it" in-fact, i'm still denying #fact #quote

#bestintheworld, yet unborn

MayoClinic.com link from a friend

Chelsea 1 v 1 liverpool. Max rodriguez (33) daniel sturridge (55) #Gameon #epllive #chelsealive #liverpoollive #soccerlive #soccer #news

Now watching #maxpayne(@YouTube http://t.co/00NWsJmF)