curiouscity

Well, I see I'm not being taken seriously... Then again, I guess I could just carry a tazer...perhaps that would be more effective. No, I don't have very many enemies, I simply live in the city, and I've been attacked before. I would like to teach anyone who would dare try something like that again a serious lesson! Don't any of you watch the science shows?

Well, I currently carry pepper spray, but if I'm ever attacked again, I would like an effective way to make my attacker not only leave me alone but suffer as well. Does anyone know how I might obtain a more novel form of self defense? Ideally, I would like something that burns like pepper spray, too, but also really stinks, like those stench bombs the police use. I would also like something that instantly induces vomiting, nausea, and diarrhea, enough to keep my attacker completely forget about me and tend to himself while I make my get away. Is there any chemical concoction that might do this and not be fatal?