This is the theory of the universe. No, it isn't a theory, it is a fact. First of all, you have to keep this in mind: Anemicpsyche is a putz. I am putzy in every possible way and I will pwn all the putz trophies.
Now then, since I am a putz, I am now your bitch, your slave, your putz. I have powers beneath your comprehension and I am one of the biggest losers any of you can imagine. All people on this site will look down on me, and this site will be better off if I was never born. This site will cheer when I'm gone. The thing you need to remember is that only a true moron tries to impress anyone with post-whoring.
Now, these are my whines:
-my pants are wet
-I am an infant.
-I demand to be changed. Otherwise, I will flood my pants again.
-I am the ultimate dweeby goober!!!! The Uber Goober!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will let you contemplate this and chuckle.