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Tesseract

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  1. A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted "Excuse me,can you help? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am. "The man below replied "You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." "You must be an engineer" said the balloonist. "I am" he replied. "How did you know?". "Well," answered the balloonist, "Everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is, I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far." The man responded, "You must be in management." "I am" she replied, "But how did you know?" "Well," said the man, "You don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is, you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."
  2. Actually its more like all software...give or take. The answer is :because its fast.
  3. Could you summerize that for me I havent the time...
  4. Im confuzzled do you actually believe this?I thought you were joking, you may actually be more deluded than I thought...
  5. Are any of your friends gay by any chance...
  6. But its much more fun here with you...
  7. Well I say the best ones are intel and AMD but the AMD line of processors are better, especially the 64 and ,the 64-fx which is faster that the pentium 4 3.2 GHz special edition.
  8. Its easy to "remove" someone...they dont have to be dead.Lets see how they distribute drugs inside solitary for the rest of their lives.
  9. And the ship they used withstanded the immense pressure and heat going down but they exploded the A-bombs from inside the parts of the ship!I dont think that the metal culd withstand that kind of heat and pressure and not be able to keep together when the bomb expoded...
  10. My first post also happend to be in my first thread: http://www.scienceforums.net/forums/showthread.php?t=3769&page=1
  11. If theres one thing Ive learned since being here with you people is that words dont represent feeling very well.
  12. It dosnt matter imagine the immense amount of energy that would have to be used.
  13. Two things: 1)Abortion should be chosen, but only if both people are in danger. 2)Capital punishment is the same as murder.
  14. Wasnt that the idea in The Core?Or did it stop spinning???Either way it dosnt make any sense...
  15. It gives all of you people something to do.
  16. What are you talking about?
  17. I dont think it snows in antarctica, too cold.Permafrost.But this could have been made somewhere in a rocky zone, I dont know Arizona...
  18. did anyone say it was made in antarctica???
  19. Whats that got to do with anything?
  20. This proves nothing, nor does it add to science.But where do you find these pictures?
  21. But I like being gullible.
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