LMFAO!!!!
Reminds me of the South Park episode "Chicken F***er"!
Honestly, I think that's a bit on the unsanitary side. Animals have different diseases than us, and to have sex with them introduces the possibility of bringing those diseases over to the human race. Not a good idea unless you're trying to thin out the human population.
So... after you "do" a goat, would you then slaughter and eat it??? Or would you care for it like a... girlfriend? Honestly, I must just be really, really bored to even post this.
You are more warped than space near a black hole.
You can have your goat heard, but I'll take a harem of hot chix any day! Just don't tell the wife! ;-)