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A Blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blond seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blond promptly replies, "fifteen inches." "Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?" The blond tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, "but Miss, computers do not need curtains!" The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo .. I've got Windoooooows!"

I have a code for you to break CODE:0001 1111 0101 0000 1101 1101 0110 0001 1101 0011 0011 1100 0000 1000 1110 1011 1111 0001 0101 1100 1100 1001 1110 1100 0001 0101 1101 1001 1001 1001 0111 1110 0011 1010 1011 0111 0101 0101 0001 0011 1000 0000 1101 0110 0011 0000: End Code. It is in binary and its a message.

SPOILER [hide]brook was voted out[/hide]

Yourdad i had it on sunday

Dave i have trillian and i cant get my nick i use when i cilck the link here. how can i use the nick on trillian???? plz help

THANK YOU EVIDENCE !!!!!111

One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a Nursing Home. On the front lawn were 6 old women lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store. On my return trip, I passed the same Nursing Home with the same 6 old women lying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager. "Do you know there are 6 women lying naked on your front lawn?" "Yes," he said. "They are retired prostitutes and they're having a yard sale."

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Thanks dave that really helps alot i need to know hex for my cisco certifcation test

Is any one here familar with the hexadecimal system if you can you help me understand it?? Do you take the number divide by 16 the quotient is the 1st charcter and the remander is the second?? E.X. [math]173/16[/math] is 10 with remainder 13 so the hex number world be AD right??

A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing. The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting. The priest coughs to attract the drunk man's attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally the drunk replies, ''No use knockin,' pal. There's no paper."

it is my firm belief that when you are in another country you should at leat be able to form an INTELEGENT conversation

your destined to become king

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x ! 3?" Harry: "9"... Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade." Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions." The principal and Harry both agreed. Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry, after a moment: "Legs." Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered, why would she ask such a question! Harry replied: "Pockets." Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Harry: "Pants." Ms. Brooks: "What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious, and contains thin, whitish liquid?" Harry: "Coconut." The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. Ms. Brooks! : "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer. Harry: "Bubble gum". Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog does on three legs?" Harry: "Shake hands." The principal was trembling. Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?" Harry: "Fire truck" The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong."

Just an update I let my turtle go today I just couldn't give him what he needed so I took him diwn by our local river and let him go

im feeding it lettuce and keeping it in a cardboard box until thursday when i get a 10 gallon auqanium for him

I have a T. c. triunguis or Common Eastern box Turtle and have a couple of questions 1. What so they eat? 2. what should i keep it in 3. How can I tell its age and gender thanks

Extrasense, I hate to break this to you but the thing in your pictures are ROCKS they lay all around here on the ground. I can find many the look like the things u mentioned.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died Monday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The graveside was piled high with flours as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded". Doughboy rose quickly in show business but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, even as a crusty old man, he was considered a roll model for millions. Toward the end it was thought he'd rise once again, but he was no tart. Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two children, and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

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i was talking about there being too much pressure and the carbon crystailzating out of methane and becoming "free" carbon.

spongebob theme song

electrons are excited into certian color wavlengths and strike the screen producing the color

i love cs but 1.6 sux so i havent updated it yet /-\|_|_ |-| /-\||_ /\/\E 31337_n00B