Touch if you must, Pay up if you bust.
Toys are made in heaven, batteries are made in hell.
Trees hit cars only in self-defence.
Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again!
Tried to play my shoehorn... all I got was footnotes!
Trig..a..name...o...tree!!!
Truck Pulls: for people who cannot understand the WWF
Trust me -- I'm a Lawyer.
Truth is just another misconception.
Truthful: Dumb and illiterate.
Try to get back on topic, he said moderately.
Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo
Try? Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.
Tubby or not tubby, fat is the question!
Turn right here. No! NO! The OTHER right!
Turning floppies into hard drives.
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right, But Three Lefts Do.
Two heads are more numerous than one.
Two most common elements: hydrogen, stupidity.
Tyre Shop sign - We Skid You Not.
To boldly go and watch Star Trek re-runs.
To do nothing is also a good remedy.
To eat is human, to digest, divine.
To err is human, to eat Jello, is messy.
To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.
To err is human. To really screw up it takes a computer.
To err is human. To blame someone else is politics.
To err is human. To moo bovine
To every rule there is an exception, and vice versa.
To iterate is human, to recurse, divine.
To live in the hearts we leave behind, is not to die.
To live well, know the difference between good and evil.
To me personally, it's nothing personal to me.
To shoot a mime, do you use a silencer?