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  1. You lie! I object! I object! I object! I object! I object! I object! I object!
  2. That might end up being a great idea. I see how it might be more efficient in terms of roadways(including traffic due to loading of residential areas) and utilities than an ad hoc settlement.
  3. ydoaPs

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    Ask the Oracle to help you with this assignment. We help with homework; we don't do your homework. Unfortunately, this assignment is one in which the only help we can provide is the answer.
  4. Which is why I'm leaning toward Münchausen rather than hypochondria atm.
  5. Lung doctors won't help with the mental issues presented which you've yet to rule out. He could have given you a rectal exam and an HIV test as well. There's several tests he could have done that wouldn't be warranted. You presented with the need to take occasionally take a deep breath. Such as all the tests that were performed and came back negative?
  6. Nope.In the described scenario, you would have refused to take the prescribed medication. And the doctors had already administered an x-ray. Merged post follows: Consecutive posts merged How do you know what either of us know about medicine? Dude, get over yourself.
  7. Considering I was 13 or so when I joined, that's not surprising. What's that got to do with this thread? That's right, nothing. It's just another ad hom. Do you actually have ANYTHING to support a case for the suit?
  8. Thanks for the ad hom. Not necessarily. Which could be the placebo-effect and would be entirely consistent with hypochondria. There it is. You're just looking to sue. You're whats wrong with the world today and why we have healthcare issue. People like you who want to sue at the drop of a hat. No, it wouldn't.
  9. You'd also have to prove there is actually something wrong with you. From what you've said thusfar, there's nothing to show that you're not experiencing hypochondria or Münchausen syndrome.
  10. Maybe I should sue YOU for your reckless disregard of the safety of others by taking antibiotics unnecessarily. AFAIK, the doctors didn't do anything wrong.
  11. And people wonder why healthcare costs so much.
  12. With all the claims of fine-tuning, I've never seen anyone substantiate it with calculations. Also, they always talk about changing one parameter; what if you change two or three or a million? The argument is ridiculous.
  13. While I agree with the sentiment, I'd prefer a magical Leoplurodon.
  14. tmi
  15. That's actually what buttacup told me.
  16. Someone who is blind?
  17. [13:07] <John> god epic tired [13:08] <Capn_Refsmmat> any hilarious people in the ER? [13:08] <John> Capn_Refsmmat: just this super-christian [13:08] <John> she was nuts [13:08] <Sylar> John, what do you mean? [13:08] <John> i walk in and she puts her hand on me and said "feel that. I can heal anyone I touch." [13:08] <John> except herself, obviously [13:08] <Aerv> Did you **** her? [13:08] <John> "God tells me things before they happen." [13:08] <Aerv> Should have been like, "Oh, baby, my dick needs healing" [13:09] <John> "He told me I had MS." [13:09] <John> "And god told me that I'm going to die if you don't figure out whats wrong with me tonight" [13:09] <Fuzzwood> <John> "God tells me things before they happen." <-- you should have mumbled: needs immediate psychologic care [13:09] <John> and then she has this pseudoseizure-like convulsing episode [13:09] <John> and i'm like stop that silllyy [13:10] <Aerv> Imagine how great it'd feel if your dick was in her when she started doing that [13:10] <Aerv> Okay, I'm out [13:10] <John> lates [13:10] <Capn_Refsmmat> John: so what'd you do with her? [13:11] <Capn_Refsmmat> I'd have recommended going witch-doctor on her, taking a raw egg, run it over her, then crack it open and surreptitiously dump a bunch of crap into the bowl with it and say "see, it pulled the evil out" [13:11] <John> she was complaining of this wierd twisting abdominal pain [13:12] <John> nothing really wrong in her labs [13:12] <John> did an abdominal US, nothing wrong [13:12] <John> that we could see. she had a CT abdomen like 4 weeks ago which was normal [13:12] <John> so I spent about an hour easing her into the fact that we were letting her go home that night [13:13] <Capn_Refsmmat> then she died? [13:13] <John> rofl [13:13] <Capn_Refsmmat> no? [13:14] <John> I guess God was wrong [13:14] <John> she was seriously nust [13:15] <John> nuts [13:15] <John> telling me about God told her she had MS, God told her she was going to be in a train wreck and shse was, etc etc [13:15] <John> then she started flirting with me [13:15] <Capn_Refsmmat> pro tip for people who hear God telling them to go to the doctor: don't tell the doctor God sent you, the doctor will just think you're nuts and try to get rid of you [13:16] <Capn_Refsmmat> niiiice [13:16] <John> told me she liked it when i walked out of the room [13:16] <John> good view [13:16] <John> and she literally said this: "I'm just flirting for jesus" [13:16] <Capn_Refsmmat> rofl [13:17] <John> felt bad for her husband [13:17] <Capn_Refsmmat> did you tell your wife that a crazy lady thinks you're hot? [13:17] <John> he knew she was nuts, but obviously too submissive to say anything [13:18] <Capn_Refsmmat> oh, he was there? [13:18] <John> yea [13:18] <Capn_Refsmmat> that's even worse [13:18] <John> then came the rectal exam [13:19] <Capn_Refsmmat> eh? [13:20] <Capn_Refsmmat> sounds like fun [13:20] <John> lul [13:21] <John> thats the only thing about ER -- the number of rectal and pelvics [13:21] <Capn_Refsmmat> why so many? [13:21] <John> to be technically correct, any female with abdominal pain needs a rectal/pelvic, any male needs rectal [13:21] <Capn_Refsmmat> sounds like fun [13:21] <John> not always done, of course, but if you're being completely thorough [13:23] <John> rofl, it's a rule of thumb that only fat dirty people need rectals/pelvics. Never seems to be the hotties
  18. Because there's no education or IQ requirement to be able to vote? Merged post follows: Consecutive posts mergedAlso, 14% of the people in a recent Pew poll said that FOX News is "mostly liberal."
  19. vTT0oX1UKvg Wow
  20. Helping a member of your group helps your group as a whole(including you) and is thus not selfless.
  21. redhead, healthy, coloured tattoos, and piercings.....that's about it Merged post follows: Consecutive posts merged Hmmm....trying to tell us something?
  22. It should be noted that any interaction with anything is an 'observation'.
  23. You don't value your life much, do you? </empty threat>
  24. Won't it drive me mad?
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