an army general, navy admiral, and air force general were standing around talking about which branch takes more testicular fortitude.
the army general tells a private, "private, stop that tank with your body"
the private says, "yes sir." he dies.
the general says, "that took balls"
the admiral tells a seaman, "seaman, stop that ship with your body"
the seaman says, "yes sir." he dies.
the admiral said, "that took balls"
the air force general tells an airman, "airman, stop that jet with your body"
the airman says, "hell no, sir."
the general says, "now THAT took balls"