A bartender walks up to a man at a bar. He says "You'll have to leave. You look like hitler, and that scares some people."
The man says "I am Hitler."
The bartender says "You can stay, but you have to sit in back."
Hitler says "When you're not busy, come back here and talk to me."
The bartender has a little free time, so he decides to talk to Hitler.
Hitler says "I did it all wrong last time. This time it will be different."
The bartender says "How?"
Hitler said "This time, I'll kill 6 million Jews and one pizza guy."
The bartender asks "Why the pizza guy?"
Hitler says "See, I told you no one cared about the Jews!"