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Thank you Thales for your help once more. I may have confused myself whilst writing this as it was difficult to explain, I will guarentee there will be inconsistancy in it. The problem of red not being able to travel in both directions is caused by the confusion of green and red occupying the same point in space time at the begining. I did it this way as I saw a similar thing in sr and it seemed appropriate to cover the same problem. The model allows for varied expansion provied each point expands at the same rate as we would all experience time pass at the same rate. What I did not do in the first diagram was use expansion from all points at the same time for simplicity. The terms I used changed to help the reader make the conection between what they normaly would think of as travel and the passage of time and my reasoning. Flow is the expansion of space time. The expansion was refered to as happening at the speed of light but it could be the speed of an athsmatic slug towing a parachute into a 50 mile an hour head wind as we would all experience time pass at a relative rate. As for gravity the idea was that if there was a delay in the expansion of space time at one point then relative to surrounding space an object would be closer to that point. If this proccess continued as it does in my opinion it would result in the appearance of a constant pull towards that point.

I think I get what you mean. As Thales has commented before my writing skills are about equal to my skills in un aided flight. I only have a 96 IQ and I am unused to translating the crap in my head into english. I will have a go but it probably won't make much more sense than the original post. Did you mean for movement, gravity or both?

Ecsqueeze me. Haven't the text boxes worked.

http://www.scienceforums.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=397&stc=1 This is my theory of gravity which works with the previous one. I will be doing the inertia one next.

http://www.scienceforums.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=396&stc=1 This explains some of the ideas I've put forward before in more detail.

Never thought of that I had a vision of fried human and paniced sorry.

Would this also cool the object as heat energy is transformed. How hard is the the material. I mean could it be incorperated into roads/buildings. What is the melting point of the alloy could it be used in fussion reactors what are the effects of radiation.

Wow. Are there any estimates of out put per area/input. The applications could be endless. Can this material be moulded to any shape or am I getting giddy again.

If you take a strike as being around 300Kv and your cage's resistance to ground as being about 0.4 ohms, then the current flowing would be 750,000 amps. Your cage would need to be able to take this. Ouch If your cage heated under this stress the current would try to find another path of lower resistance and you would be a candidate.

The main thing is learning to drop it. I agree with Thales that when other people have problems it sometimes seems easier to help them than to say no. You haven't the mental energy to argue. Then you feel even more tired. Your problems seem worse. You can't deal with them so they just fester and you feel worse for not deailing with it. The people that come to you with problems and tell everyone else that they are busy when they need help are usualy well balanced. That thing you do sometimes when you just shut off and do as your told is no good. You have to say no and remember the consiquences of that are better than the alternative. If you have a problem that makes you down drop it and go do something else for 10 minutes. Exercise is great and you could maybe tie this in with other things. You could try helping someone that has a genuine need when you feel like it. This will make you get up and do something and help your self esteem and when someone asks you for help and you don't want to, you can say no I already helped the old guy across the road clear his garden I've done enough. If you want to laugh do it, if you want to cry do it, if you want to screem at the world and call everybody on the planet a set of f*****g w*****rs do it in private BUT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DON'T!. Do something nice for your self every day I say your worth it even if you don't and the people that don't are just jealous because you have something they want. Do something you enjoy every day. I come in here to play, the universe is a strange and wonderfull place. What do you love to do?.

I think we would not be told in case we all decided that the world was done for and went on a rampage. I had wondered at one point wether the amout of tv and media coverage may be an aclimatizing exercise for the eventual release of info.

Dr Horowitz "Not new and definitely not a signal". So what was it an old cheese sandwich?.

I know what you are saying about sr and photons no mass etc. What I am saying is that we experience time but the photon does not. This is a bad analergy because suggests that photons are sentient and its not time in the same sense, but if you were frozen and moved then defrosted you feel as if you had moved without time. Every thing works in sr untill you hit 0 time for something and it does seem to hold for constant c viewed from any frame there is no time for a photon.

There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him. First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw. Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off. The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw." The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming."

Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer. You have a gun with just two bullets in it. What do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice to make sure he's dead

An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a £1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a £2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and £1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll try again!"

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologise. She explained that she was a physical therapist: "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me!" she told him earnestly. "Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right .. . I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch. But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage his crotch. She then asked him: "How does that feel?" To which he replied: "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell!"

Why does it take two women with pmt to change a light bulb. Because it just f***in does allright! .

What goes "oooo". A cow with no lips.

Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for what is essentially the same service

One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word definately in a sentence. Suzy raised her hand so she called on her. She said, The sky is definately blue I'm sorry Suzy thats wrong the sky sometimes turns different colors red ,gray etc.. any body else Timmy raised his hand and said, The grass is definately green. I'm sorry Timmy thats not true either, sometimes the grass dies and it may turn brown, anybody else Little Johnny raises his hand and says, Teacher do farts have lumps The teacher says, no why Johnny says, "Then I have definately crapped my pants!"

A man goes into a pub, and the barmaid asks what he wants. 'I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between your t*ts' he says. You dirty git' shouts the barmaid, 'get out before I fetch my husband.' The man apologises and promises not to repeat his gaffe. The barmaid accepts this and asks him again what he wants. 'I want to pull your pants down, spread yoghurt between the cheeks of your a**e and lick it all off' he says. 'You dirty filthy pervert. You're banned. Get out.' she storms. Again the man apologies and swears never ever to do it again. 'One more chance' says the barmaid. 'Now what do you want?' 'I want to turn you upside down, fill your f**ny with Guinness, and then drink every last drop.' The barmaid is furious at this personal intrusion, and runs upstairs to fetch her husband, who's sitting quietly watching the telly. 'What's up, Love?' he asks. 'There's a man in the bar who wants to put his head between my t*ts and lick the sweat off' she says. 'I'll kill him. where is he?' storms the husband. 'Then he said he wanted to pour yoghurt down between my a**e cheeks and lick it off' she screams. 'Right. He's dead' says the husband, reaching for a baseball bat. 'Then he said he wanted to turn me upside down, fill my f**ny with Guinness and then drink it all' she cries. The husband puts down his bat and returns to his armchair, and switches the telly back on. 'Aren't you going to do something about it?' she cries hysterically. 'Look love - I'm not messing with someone who can drink 18 pints of Guinness...

Two guys of limited intelligence were the only two survivors from a ship that sank in the ocean. Luckily they managed to salvage an inflatable raft and a box of provisions before the ship slipped beneath the surface of the sea. After floating under a blazing sun for 6 days they ran out of food and water. On the 10th day, bleary eyed and half dead from heat, thirst and starvation, they spotted a small object floating towards them on the surface of the ocean. As it drew near the pair became really excited, it was an oil lamp (Famous in all the genie jokes) They grabbed the lamp and rubbed it hard with all the energy they could muster, POOF! out popped a tired old genie who said...... "OK so you freed me from this stupid lamp, blah, blah, blah. But hey, I've been doin this 3 wishes crap for a long time now & quite frankly, l'm pissed off & burned out. You guys get ONE wish & ONE wish only, then I'm outta here, happy retirement here I come, so make your wish a good one!" The first guy without hesitation or thought blurts out, "God we're soooo thirsty, give us all the beer we can drink for the rest of our lives!!" "Fine" says the genie POOF! The genie turns the ocean into ice-cold beer! "Great move Einstein!" says the second guy, slapping the first guy over the head. "Now we're gonna have to piss in the boat!!!"

How long would it remain in the same position on the see bed. I saw a program once about retired ships that were sunk to create an artificial reef. It only took a few weeks for an awfull lot of marine life to cover them. I know it would be deep and there is less life down there but might this cause a problem.

Make a hole in a rock, hide an inteligent missile in it. No thats just what they will be expecting us to do. Make a dumb balloon with a smart box attached containing a slightly inteligent rock to drop on them.