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Gilded

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  1. "mercury isnt all as absurdly deadly as people make it out to be..." Yeah. It's just if you consume it enough, it builds up in your brain, making you mad as a hatter.
  2. "drug war is a very good mathematical DOS game which was made almost 20 years ago..." It's that old?? It rocks. Even though, I prefer Final Fantasy 6 if we're discussing the 1990-1995 period.
  3. "drug war is a very good mathematical DOS game which was made almost 20 years ago..." It's that old?? It rocks. Even though, I prefer Final Fantasy 6 if we're discussing the 1990-1995 period.
  4. What on Earth is "Keq" ? Maybe a) I'm just tired b) I don't know enough English chemistry terms. :|
  5. What on Earth is "Keq" ? Maybe a) I'm just tired b) I don't know enough English chemistry terms. :|
  6. Heh, that hell-Monice-thing has been posted here like three times. I recommend reading through ALL the posts in this thread. You get a fuzzy warm feeling, get to enjoy a lot of jokes, and afterwards a "WTF? That took 6 hours of my precious time!"-feeling. --- Phi for All was on an Israel tourist trip (who American wouldn't like to visit Israel?). He then arrived at a lake shore. There was a boat tour available, that took people across the lake. The guy selling the tickets said: "Hey you! Only 20$ a trip!" "You've got to be kidding me", Phi said. "Well, this is Genesaret; the lake where Jesus walked on water!" "Well", Phi said. "No wonder that He did when the boat trip prices are so damn high!"
  7. Heh, that hell-Monice-thing has been posted here like three times. I recommend reading through ALL the posts in this thread. You get a fuzzy warm feeling, get to enjoy a lot of jokes, and afterwards a "WTF? That took 6 hours of my precious time!"-feeling. --- Phi for All was on an Israel tourist trip (who American wouldn't like to visit Israel?). He then arrived at a lake shore. There was a boat tour available, that took people across the lake. The guy selling the tickets said: "Hey you! Only 20$ a trip!" "You've got to be kidding me", Phi said. "Well, this is Genesaret; the lake where Jesus walked on water!" "Well", Phi said. "No wonder that He did when the boat trip prices are so damn high!"
  8. It seems that all cool things glow under UV. Uranium marbles, scorpions...
  9. It seems that all cool things glow under UV. Uranium marbles, scorpions...
  10. Thanks! Looks nice, even 3D models and all. Strangely, it said my Firefox is "a Netscape version we don't support".
  11. Thanks! Looks nice, even 3D models and all. Strangely, it said my Firefox is "a Netscape version we don't support".
  12. Haha, good ones Phi. ---Episode LXVI: Gilded strikes back once more--- For no apparent reason, Phi for All and Gilded are walking down the street. Suddenly, Phi says: "Hey Gilded, want to make some money?" "Sure", Gilded replies. "OK, guess how many dollars are in my wallet", Phi says. "What am I going to get if I guess right?" Gilded asks. "Either one of the dollars", Phi answers. --- Phi for All's kid comes home from school: Kid: Daddy, daddy! We had a very nice chemistry lesson today! Phi for All: Great! What did you learn? Kid: Well, our chemistry teacher Mr. YT2095 taught us lots, such as compound nitrating. Phi for All: Sounds interesting. What do you think you're going to learn tomorrow at school? Kid: What school? --- New York Times: A strange man was arrested today in Manhattan. He was throwing number figures made of solid gold at people. The man is now facing a 1000$ fine for the injuries caused by the gold figures, and a 200$ extra fine for shouting "PHI FOR ALL!" at little children who got very traumatized.
  13. Haha, good ones Phi. ---Episode LXVI: Gilded strikes back once more--- For no apparent reason, Phi for All and Gilded are walking down the street. Suddenly, Phi says: "Hey Gilded, want to make some money?" "Sure", Gilded replies. "OK, guess how many dollars are in my wallet", Phi says. "What am I going to get if I guess right?" Gilded asks. "Either one of the dollars", Phi answers. --- Phi for All's kid comes home from school: Kid: Daddy, daddy! We had a very nice chemistry lesson today! Phi for All: Great! What did you learn? Kid: Well, our chemistry teacher Mr. YT2095 taught us lots, such as compound nitrating. Phi for All: Sounds interesting. What do you think you're going to learn tomorrow at school? Kid: What school? --- New York Times: A strange man was arrested today in Manhattan. He was throwing number figures made of solid gold at people. The man is now facing a 1000$ fine for the injuries caused by the gold figures, and a 200$ extra fine for shouting "PHI FOR ALL!" at little children who got very traumatized.
  14. Where could one find structure pictures for the bit more complex molecules? I mean, you can easily figure out a simple compound's structure but when there are like 20 carbons and dozens of other atoms involved, the chemical formula just isn't enough. I found Wikipedia to be a rather good source of such structures, but they aren't always featured for every compound. I became rather annoyed when I couldn't figure out myself what a hexamine molecule looks like (no YT, I don't want to manufacture it or anything ).
  15. Where could one find structure pictures for the bit more complex molecules? I mean, you can easily figure out a simple compound's structure but when there are like 20 carbons and dozens of other atoms involved, the chemical formula just isn't enough. I found Wikipedia to be a rather good source of such structures, but they aren't always featured for every compound. I became rather annoyed when I couldn't figure out myself what a hexamine molecule looks like (no YT, I don't want to manufacture it or anything ).
  16. It's used in the manufacture of pharamaceuticals and dyes, yet I'm not sure which in particular... It's extremely unhealthy (it has a 4 for health risk at the CAS registry), and highly corrosive (I'd imagine it easily loses the H+, and possibly the Cl- ?).
  17. It's used in the manufacture of pharamaceuticals and dyes, yet I'm not sure which in particular... It's extremely unhealthy (it has a 4 for health risk at the CAS registry), and highly corrosive (I'd imagine it easily loses the H+, and possibly the Cl- ?).
  18. Time for some stand up comedy! Hey hey people, don't slit your wrists YET! And please, sharper knives are available in the souvenir store. So, we got Phi for All here tonight. Gee, he's married, nearing sweet fifty and a father! That's what being born on (Friday?) 13th gives you in life, no doubt about that. And what's with the name "Phi for All"? Although, a good nickname if you happen to be completely irrational like our little friend here. And communications as a major? No wonder the man spits out jokes the same pace as George Bush starts wars! Eavesdropping top secret government transmissions gives you a major joke arsenal. Thank you everybody, you've been great!
  19. Time for some stand up comedy! Hey hey people, don't slit your wrists YET! And please, sharper knives are available in the souvenir store. So, we got Phi for All here tonight. Gee, he's married, nearing sweet fifty and a father! That's what being born on (Friday?) 13th gives you in life, no doubt about that. And what's with the name "Phi for All"? Although, a good nickname if you happen to be completely irrational like our little friend here. And communications as a major? No wonder the man spits out jokes the same pace as George Bush starts wars! Eavesdropping top secret government transmissions gives you a major joke arsenal. Thank you everybody, you've been great!
  20. Heh, funny pic. Reminds me of the radscorpions in Fallout (2)... Perhaps Sayonara should try to irradiate the Idiot, thereby making it super-intelligent and about 3 foot tall.
  21. Heh, funny pic. Reminds me of the radscorpions in Fallout (2)... Perhaps Sayonara should try to irradiate the Idiot, thereby making it super-intelligent and about 3 foot tall.
  22. Do game superheroes count? Gordon Freeman would probably be my choice. A theoretical physicist, kicking human AND alien a$$. :>
  23. Do game superheroes count? Gordon Freeman would probably be my choice. A theoretical physicist, kicking human AND alien a$$. :>
  24. "when I was 14 me and a friend broke into a derilect metalurgy lab in a factory." And now some kids are breaking into/destroying your shed. Ever heard of karma?
  25. "when I was 14 me and a friend broke into a derilect metalurgy lab in a factory." And now some kids are breaking into/destroying your shed. Ever heard of karma?
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