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AzurePhoenix

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About AzurePhoenix

  • Birthday 05/05/1986

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  • Location
    Flagstaff AZ (Phoenix is home)
  • Interests
    Reading (fantasy, suspense/thriller, sci-fi, starwars and sci-non-fi), camping/hiking/kayaking, swimming, soccer, rampant nymphomaniacal fornication, the sacrificial immolation of infants to the demon-god Moloch, and plotting the demise of 90+% of the human population in my bid for absolute rule as Empress of civilization. Also like to cook.
  • College Major/Degree
    Bachelors of Zoology
  • Favorite Area of Science
    Zoology & evobio, plus others
  • Biography
    Slightly sociopathic, somewhat ocd, occasionally hypnagogic, and nymphomaniacal with a penchant for rationalistic empiricism, pragmatically utilitarian moral relativism & speculatively Ignostic Critical Atheism
  • Occupation
    Current coffee-jockey and fulltime student, former pigeon-butcher and wildlife rehabilitator (maybe hopefully an opening at a zoo soon!)

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  1. The thing about committing algae genocide is that there isn't any screaming to relish...

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    2. Magnetic Space Suit

      Magnetic Space Suit

      azurephoenix your interesting

       

    3. Xittenn

      Xittenn

      I hear dead algae makes for a great cosmetic NASA approved cream called La Mer that sells for several hundred dollars a small jar

    4. Cap'n Refsmmat

      Cap'n Refsmmat

      Wait, NASA-approved cosmetic cream? What kind of approval does NASA give for cosmetics besides "this isn't too flammable to go on the Shuttle"?

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