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AzurePhoenix

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  1. I'd worry about standing too close to the TV, you know, pick up some interference.... I'll shut-up now....
  2. Curfews are actually pretty good. Not only are they good for helping to minimize the damage punks can cause, but the curfew offers a measure of protection to young kids. What's a yob?
  3. What ps2huang needs is to fall in love with a man. That's probably the only way he'll ever treat a lifemate as an actual human being.
  4. You're pyschotic. "Cultivate" ???? We're not plants. And I thought you were seriously tweaked when I thought you were just going to be wooing these girls. Now posing as a friend with an off-chance of molding the perfect sex-toy? You need help. In certain ways, I was always infinitely more mature than my peers, but even at fifteen, I WAS STILL FIFTEEN!! I was still just a smart-mouthed little girl with cynical mean streak and deluded fantasies about what love might be. We're no more mature than boys, we're just really good at faking it.
  5. Me being nineteen, I would like to express my sheer shock that you (ps2huang) would compare girls my age to those pathetic little nosewipes you want to seduce (no offense to you younger teens out there).They're children. Even I don't know what the hell I'm doing half the time, and even at my age it would be safer just to stick to someone no more than two years older, maybe one year younger.
  6. In many cases yes, but among some girls, the promise of love and a serious relationship can can take root in their head, cause them to make unwise decisions, lead them down paths they shouldn't. I just can't stop thinking of the emotional damage it could cause.
  7. You'll forgive me if I don't get down on my hands and knees and praise you for your oh so noble ways. [heavy sarcasm]
  8. Oh? A lot of people do it? Then it must be okay. How foolish of me. You know what, in light of the revelation that a lot of people do it, I think I'll just hop on over to the local elementary school and pick up a fifth grader or two to train for future sexual endeavers. While I'm at it why don't I nick a few CDs from Circuit City. Why not? A whole bunch of kids do.
  9. Right, cuz it's just so much better to string along a young girl for years with promises of romance and love just so you can get the first taste, without even the intention of falling in true love with her. Despicable. That's just foul.
  10. Here in Los Americano, we just call the glans "the head" or "head," whereas "Dickhead" is also a insult, though where I am it's more vulgar than it seems to be in britain. I suppose a harsh term for "jerk," somewhere along the lines of "a$$hole"
  11. Especially true with regards to sex
  12. People are just too reluctant to get their hands dirty and soil their spotless political position or interfere with make-belief human rights. Go ahead! Chop off the little thief's hand!! He deserves no better....
  13. First love is just the commercials in the theater before the lights even dim. First sexual love is the previews, true, lifelong love is the finale. In my experience, first love is sitting in a seat with gum in it, then finding out your in the wrong theater entirely.... I wouldn't waste too much time on it.
  14. well, i guess the tea I drink is actually water with a faint tea flavoring
  15. oops, fixed the error If only you weren't married... .... Anyway, that sounds about right from what my father tells me about the degenerating legal system (he being a cop). In time, I'm sure something will come up that will make this look like child's play.
  16. That sounds like alot of commitment just to decide whether or not to love a first girlfriend... what on earth would it take to get you to propose?
  17. I always end up driving out the tea's own flavor with lemon and rasberry syrup. I don't know what's wrong with me... wait, that's sad ol' american ice tea... I guess I'm not welcome here.
  18. Just to be fair, what would you do to repay the favor? And what the hell does it matter if you really love her? Are you saying that if you fell madly in love with a girl and later learned that she took a few tumbles betwen the sheets with a canoodling partner, that she wouldn't be worth loving anymore?
  19. Swans are larger than geese, and are both fouler tempered and twice as determined to draw blood (in my experience, but we've already determined that birds hate me).
  20. What are the common isotopes they use? And how reliable are they in comparison to C14? (Is it odd that these things interest me so?) You've never been mauled by a swan, have you? Ferocious beasts, simply vicious. Edit: Ravens too, I've also been mauled by those. And one pissed Monk Parakeet. Not to mention that small flock of grackles, and another of starlings. Oh Sweet Jebus! Birds hate me.
  21. As far as I see it, most people would be happy to suffer through a minor inconveniance to torment others. Why do you think I ever post ?
  22. That's absolutely beautiful, so much so I could almost cry, or cackle, I'm not sure which. It seems so unfortunate that more and more vehicles are coming with those remote openers. It destroys the fun of door-jamming vandals everywhere.
  23. If we spotted a galaxy some distance away, do we have a method to determine whether it's mostly antimatter or the stuff more common to home? Or is that impossible?
  24. I only find it odd because I suck at word scrambles, yet I can read this as clearly as basic english. It's amazing what the brain can work out simply using leading and trailing letters.
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