AzurePhoenix

Does your highschool offer college-level courses? Up until I took those classes in psyche, bio, marine-bio and english, many *but not all* of my teachers that weren't associated with such classes were indeed morons. There are exceptions in both cases though. Regarding my English AP teacher, she's often regarded by the district as the best english teacher in the state, but she's actually a very poor teacher, and a moron, not to mention a fat, annoying young woman. On the other hand, I had an awesome chem teacher who was basically a genius, and one of the greatest teachers I've ever had. He was a former missile engineer for the government, and had done other things. He was recently fired.

They're liars. Walk into a classroom or something, watch it for a while, and then start yawning. Poeple who weren't yawning will start to, and you'll see that mythbusters is wrong.

Ahh, I feel so special. And stupid. I ain't gotta clue.

I've heard that no one really knows yet.

I must admit to being an independent liberal-extremist, but mostly, I want an Arizonan senator in office so that someone will finally be in position to help out our state's school system, and I'm one of those people who pledge allegiance to their state more so than their country.

Just reading about it, I had to yawn twice. Oop, here I go again...

Can't, my dial's busted.

Well duh. Besides, I already formed an alliance with the raven (I did say he could talk) My survival is ensured, along with a lifetime supply of bacon.

Someday we'll have little hearing-aide translator thingies, and we will come to realize that their jokes simply aren't funny to our minds. They will be offended by our failing in humor, and thus they will stage a revolt, and the Age of Swine and Ravens will overshadow the Earth.

I'd like to know why he so randomly decided that a dog is the spiritual superior of the cat. Do not dogs perk their ears at the rattle of the can opener? They revel in the chemical signals of scent-markers and the stroking of their fur, and the annihilation of small and furry creatures. Also, never once has my leg been humped by a horny cat, though many dogs have attempted to so. Cat's are loving, but they are dignified, and still retain the wild grace and noble demeanor of their ancestors, whereas these things have been nearly bred out of their canine counterparts, in favor of the stunted psyches of yappy little Shitzus (sp?) and poodles, the lovable dopiness of labs and Golden Retrievers and the fierce dedication of German Shephards and Malamutes. Why? BECAUSE WE INTENTIONALLY BRED THEM THAT WAY THROUGH CAREFUL SELECTION OF ANIMALS THAT DISPLAYED THOSE TRAITS ON A FREAKIN' GENETIC LEVEL!!!!!!!!! Why do they love us unconditionally, and look upon us as their protectors? BECAUSE THEY ARE PACK ANIMALS WHO HAVE BEEN BRED IN SUCH A WAY AS TO RETAIN THEIR PUPPY-LIKE DEPENDENCE ON THEIR "PARENTS"!!!!!!!

McKain all the way!!! Too bad it will never happen.

the wildlife center where I volunteer has a talking raven (I'm fairly certain he's of a demonic origin) that sits over the door ready to crap on our heads or drop a bowl of seed, vegetables, or water, and in the evenings he swwops out of the shadows to flap his wings in our screaming faces. Then he flies to the back and chuffs loudly at us, a totally different sound from his angry cawing or hungry squawks. I just thank my lucky stars he doesn't quote poetry.

It's not clear whether you do either

My parents and teachers wonder why I'm so bitter....

Haven't you heard? The poor pup was rebeliously and rudely barking, disturbing both the neighbors' sleep and the bastard's religious mojo. Apparently, the argument is that the poor thing should just have listened when the monster demanded he stop making noise. And to be fair, he never said he was five. He simply said that for all we knew, he might have only been five. Still, even that's pathetic and slime-choked

True. Hadn't thought about that. I was wearing my cynic-glasses again. Okay, if this is going to work, we'll need a satelite network, a totally self-contained bunker, and a few million packets of mutant flesh-eating fungal spores....

Unless one of us has killed other higher level animals (including humans) for no other reason besides arrogance or annoyance, or if one of us is a rapist or someone who starts wildfires out in the woods, or does something equally disgusting, then there is no concievable rationality in your statement.

You sick, twisted bastard. Your one of those "animals are simply dumb moving objects" anti-nature nazis, aren't you? What the hell have you been reading? He taped a dog's mouth shut overnight, a sick dog with a cough!! What the hell do you think killed it? A coincidental dust-bunny attack? And if we are not attacking his name, we are, or at least I am, attacking his foul perversion of a faith meant to lead to all-around well-being and good will among men. I have respect for the intent of the Christian Faith, whether or not I respectfully disagree with individual christian faith or their doctrine. You can't comprehend our reaction because you, like Christ Slave, don't qualify as a "person". You ignorant, arrogant, rancid little tumor, there is a clear difference between killing an animal for a valid reason or by an honest accident, and smothering a pup because it was disturbing your "spiritual time".

But before that is possible, those of us with the capacity to exist in or run such a world must claw our way to total world domination, not an easy task, considering our status as a super-minority.

Oh sorry to jump to that conclusion. I was kinda caught up in the "one on one" feeling I tend to get through some posting. And I agree,Dogma is a mighty fine movie indeed.

You're dog was barking and you killed it. You committed a despicable crime, whereas your dog did no such thing, and yet, I'm fairly certain we haven't cocooned your face in tape and left you to die.

Agreed. It's totally impossible to actually do, because the majority of people in the world are either stupid, irrational, wreckless, hearltess, or corrupt, the same reason everyhing else in this world is screwed up.

I do not edit to release unnecessary anger. I do so to vent human hatred towards the source of my feelings. Would you rather I store it up, or go displace it in some non-related fashion? Plus, I'm a writer, editing is like breathing to me.

Spoken like a droid you hypocritical @&*^%>