Your idea that static electricity is weak is fatally flawed, it can kill you if you don't know what you are doing, in the wild west magic shows they used to throw electrical discharges several feet, it was very dangerous took skill to manipulate. My world view is not dogmatic, just because I don't believe you doesn't mean I assert you are wrong but I would take quite a bit more than what you offer to convince me...
All of the things you assert as proof are tired old magic tricks and scientists can be fooled as much as anyone else...