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I found a computer has a sausage input device next to the CD-ROM drive, so I was about to install the new version of Windows, but the computer wouldn't even boot because it already had Linux installed.

That's not how I would meet someone. I wouldn't start a conversation with a stranger. I would find someone at school or work. After that, I might try to start a conversation. That's how I would make a friend.

Why does that look sad? I've spent most of my life not having any friends. Now I have one friend, and several people that I talk to who are nice to me.

I think you should start by just being friends. Then you will get to know them before going on a date.

I don't understand how asking someone out on a date, and then telling her that she isn't right for you wouldn't hurt her feelings. That is completely against my goal in life. My goal is to find the perfect person, and never breakup with her. Any happy memories would probably be replaced with the memories of the breakup at the end. There are also large numbers of suicides caused by breakups. How would you feel if a girl killed herself because you broke her heart? I would rather take the leap off the cliff. Then the only person who would get hurt at the end is me. I don't want to leap off a cliff. However, I think it would be better to hurt one person than two people.

Then I met a magical IT Professional in the prison.

Ok, you go ask a girl out on a date. Then you tell her that she isn't right for you. Now her heart is broken, but you just go find another girl and break her heart too. That is so nice... Yes, your girlfriend and your brother's wife enjoy talking to each other because they are friends. They probably know each other very well. Therefore they know each other's personalities. That is why you should only ask someone out on a date if they are your friend. You shouldn't go "dating" and just choose some random girls that you don't know. Just listen to what other people say, listen to the music on the radio, watch TV shows and movies about couples breaking up, or just read what people write in blogs, forums, and chatrooms. Dating is like jumping off a cliff. You will know that it will hurt, even if you've never done it before.

I just realized that there is no such thing as sleep, and all those dreams were really visits to parallel universes with about half of them dominated by cheeseburgers.

Then I woke up and realized that I was just dreaming again...

If someone really found the perfect person, how could they ever "grow tired of each other"? They should have never gone on a date in the first place. I'm sure that she does. I don't mean that she has a "secret boyfriend" or anything like that. However, I'm sure that she talks about stuff with her friends (probably other girls) that she wouldn't want you to know. No, the negative things I am saying are based on almost all relationships. Just ask your friends, and see what they say.

The cheeseburgers were eating people, along with some fries and a soda.

I came back home and was surprised to find that the entire world had been conquered by giant cheeseburgers.

All the girl angels had halos, the guy angels were wearing hats that looked like cheeseburgers.

No, never. I'm known as the "Lonely Hermit". There aren't any girls that I like who don't already have a boyfriend. That reminds me, another mean thing that many guys try to do is breakup a happy couple just so he can go on a date with the girl. I could understand if the guy knew that the girl really wasn't happy, but most guys would try to breakup a couple that is very happy together. If a guy does that, he obviously doesn't care about the girl's feelings at all. Why would a guy go on a date with a girl if he doesn't care about her feelings? No, people don't change that quickly. The problem is that they never knew each other in the first place. I disagree. People will know each other better when they are friends, instead of boyfriend/girlfriend. When people are friends, they will really trust each other, and feel comfortable talking to each other about everything. When people are boyfriend/girlfriend, they will keep a lot more secrets from each other. They will always be worried more about what the other person thinks about them.

In Heaven, I saw many Compaq Presario X1000 notebook computers.

Of course the way you think someone looks is important. It would be wrong to have a girlfriend and always be thinking that she looks bad. What I meant is that you shouldn't have a girlfriend only because you think she is beautiful. You can't get to know somebody by going on a date. You need to be somebody's friend before you will learn what their personality is really like. If two people go on a date, they will both be nervous and probably try to act differently than they normally would in real life. Why do you think so many people breakup after dating several times, or even several months? I don't understand the point of just "looking" for a boyfriend or girlfriend. You have no idea who you are looking for. You have to wait until you find the right person before you decide that you even want a boyfriend or girlfriend.

All the members from SFN were standing in my front yard!

Well, I know the first three digits of pi. I'm sure that is all most people know. I think most scientific calculators only calculate about 7 digits of pi.

I thought it was the log file of an ISP. Sometimes usernames and passwords are in the URL of a web site.

Bill Gates fixed Explorer and also loaded software that turned himself into a giant monster that could fly and breathe fire at people.

He didn't notice that Bill Gates had woken up and was angrily sneaking up behind him.

Then I noticed a locked door near the back of the prison, so I put the key in and slowly opened the door.

It was some type of new portable computer, unlike anything I ever saw before.

I'm 18 years old. What I meant is finding someone that you've known for a long time, so you know that person's personality. I don't believe someone should talk to a complete stranger, and then ask that person out on a date. If you do, you are probably just judging them by the way they look, not their personality.

Then there was a very loud crashing noise...