For Theresa

[studiot]

Why is the hearse horse hoarse ?

Spoiler

It's because of the coffin

 

[swansont]

Why is this grave undertaking posted in politics?

[studiot]

7 minutes ago, swansont said:

Why is this grave undertaking posted in politics?

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-41527880/sketchy-speeches-and-conference-calamity

 

(and I have only just discovered there is a section called political humour at SF, since I don't do much politics)

Edited October 7, 2017 by studiot

[geordief]

From gravitas to grave-itas.

[Phi for All]

6 hours ago, swansont said:

Why is this grave undertaking posted in politics?

I assumed he was running for office. Gallup had him in the lead, but since his croup is near the end, it's a dead heat now. 

[scherado]

Presumably, for Theresa May.

I wonder which of the politicians in Britain know how many acid attacks have been committed in London since, well, since the first one.

[Area54]

2 hours ago, scherado said:

I wonder which of the politicians in Britain know how many acid attacks have been committed in London since, well, since the first one.

Sadiq Khan, Mayor of London, and potential future Prime Minister. I would be very surprised if he doesn't have the figures committed to memory.