Anyone seen any aliens?

[Shanethewolf]

I have never seen an alien but Ive seen lots of UFOs and I had an experience one night. I was in bed and I woke up and there was this really loud noise in my ears and my arms were stuck behind my head and I was paralysed for ages. Then the noise stopped and I could move again.

 

It didn't really hit me what was going on at first but then I remembered I had a dream about a man who is bald and was wearing a red suit. He started running on the spot and I tried asking him questions, which he turned into a weird rhyme:

 

Me: “Who are you?”

Him: “I’m Slovenly Mick”

Me: “What shall I do?”

Him: “It’s upto you”

Me: “Why are you there?”

Him: “Because I don't care”

Him: Slovenly Mick says “Please yourself”,

Him: Slovenly Mick says “Please yourself”.

 

 

I have a suspicion now he was an alien and he was appearing to me in my dreams like telepathic or something! What do you think?

[Skye]

I think you're a very strange little man.

[Shanethewolf]

It sounds far fetched yeah, but we dont know how aliens communicate to us do we and they could come to us in our dreams if they have the powers.

[atinymonkey]

You have confessed to inhaling random chemicals, that have odd side effects. Do you see any links between that and this?

[swansont]

I think you should read up on sleep paralysis. I've experienced it a few times.

[insane_alien]

were you taking any illegal substances before sleeping?

[swansont]

were you taking any illegal substances before sleeping?

 

 

Me? No.

[Sayonara]

People just don't put the same effort into joke posts that they used to. This one was shite.