Garbage and responses to garbage (from Diseases which do not have a cure.)

[Brett Nortj]

8 hours ago, prashantakerkar said:

https://www.google.co.in/amp/emgn.com/entertainment/8-diseases-still-havent-found-cure/amp/

Out of the 8 diseases given, which are the diseases where do you feel a cure and a vaccine can likely be developed?

Is it all?

1 Polio : 

Cure : Yes/No

Vaccine : Yes/No

 

2 Ebola : 

Cure : Yes/No

Vaccine : Yes/No

 

3 Schizophrenia :

Cure : Yes/No

Vaccine : Yes/No

 

4 HIV/AIDS : 

Cure : Yes/No

Vaccine : Yes/No

 

5 Diabetes :

Cure : Yes/No

Vaccine : Yes/No

 

6 Asthma : 

Cure : Yes/No

Vaccine : Yes/No

 

7 Cancer : 

Cure : Yes/No

Vaccine : Yes/No

 

8 Alzheimer's disease :

Cure : Yes/No

Vaccine : Yes/No

 

Thanks & Regards,

Prashant S Akerkar

[1] Already founded.

[2] Ebola is 'a disease of dirt.' This means it is where your cells excrete the filthy virus from them excessively leading to the known symptoms. This can be remedied by cleaning your system, via menthol smokes, peppermint chocolate, and, therefore breath mints too. Breathing this in will convert the mass to gas, and, this will have a rapid effect, as gases travel in the body much faster than food and drink.

[3] You must be joking?

[4] H.I.V. is a disease that infects the hormones of the body, where the cells are 'hormonally pollinated.' This means they need to be cleaned by observing Viagra will promote the cellular reproduction, and, this will flush the system if used in excessive amounts. Yes, all hormones are stimulated with these drugs. It will at least be better than antiretrovirals, and, try some fragrances too, the stimulating kind? Arousal will lead to excessive cellular reproduction, where the system will be flushed as old cells are replaced, the thing is the virus will infect the new cells in relays, so you need to use some minty stuff too, to poison the hormones.

[5] Growth hormones. The pancreas is not dead, it is still there. Reviving it will be possible via eating eggs, lots of them, raw preferred. This will work for many organ failures. The eggs will have some basic growth things stored in them, for the chicken to grow with, use free range ones.

[6] Asthma is a breathing disorder. This is treated by mints, and, cured by body building, where you reshape your lungs as you crack open your chest, I think that is the term usually used?

[7] Mints.

[8] This is where the brain loses charge, as memories are based on electrochemical charges in the brain, circulating and being kept kinetic, yes? This can be cured by making your brain a better conductor, and, that is possible by inhaling enough tiger balm. This will also cure turberculosis, where the lungs will be coated with moisture and phlegm type stuff. This, if it gets to your brain, will  insulate it better, if you will.

[John Cuthber]

25 minutes ago, Brett Nortj said:

[1] Already founded.

[2] Ebola is 'a disease of dirt.' This means it is where your cells excrete the filthy virus from them excessively leading to the known symptoms. This can be remedied by cleaning your system, via menthol smokes, peppermint chocolate, and, therefore breath mints too. Breathing this in will convert the mass to gas, and, this will have a rapid effect, as gases travel in the body much faster than food and drink.

[3] You must be joking?

[4] H.I.V. is a disease that infects the hormones of the body, where the cells are 'hormonally pollinated.' This means they need to be cleaned by observing Viagra will promote the cellular reproduction, and, this will flush the system if used in excessive amounts. Yes, all hormones are stimulated with these drugs. It will at least be better than antiretrovirals, and, try some fragrances too, the stimulating kind? Arousal will lead to excessive cellular reproduction, where the system will be flushed as old cells are replaced, the thing is the virus will infect the new cells in relays, so you need to use some minty stuff too, to poison the hormones.

[5] Growth hormones. The pancreas is not dead, it is still there. Reviving it will be possible via eating eggs, lots of them, raw preferred. This will work for many organ failures. The eggs will have some basic growth things stored in them, for the chicken to grow with, use free range ones.

[6] Asthma is a breathing disorder. This is treated by mints, and, cured by body building, where you reshape your lungs as you crack open your chest, I think that is the term usually used?

[7] Mints.

[8] This is where the brain loses charge, as memories are based on electrochemical charges in the brain, circulating and being kept kinetic, yes? This can be cured by making your brain a better conductor, and, that is possible by inhaling enough tiger balm. This will also cure turberculosis, where the lungs will be coated with moisture and phlegm type stuff. This, if it gets to your brain, will  insulate it better, if you will.

Well, looking on the bright side, you are correct in saying we already have a vaccine for polio.

Everything else you said is wrong.

[MigL]

A lot of Brett's 'cures' seem to be a variation of the 'cure' for Bubonic Plague...

"a pocket full of posies", or 'nice' smelling stuff.

IOW 14th century medicine.
( I'm surprised he didn't mention leeches and blood-letting )

[zapatos]

On 04/08/2018 at 7:51 AM, John Cuthber said:

Well, looking on the bright side, you are correct in saying we already have a vaccine for polio.

Everything else you said is wrong.

Is 'wrong' a polite way of saying 'trolling'?

[PhilGeis]

Think Brett is making up all his garbage to provoke folks.