Gh3y Field

[ydoaPs]

<Gilded> The ghey field mediating particle is called Swedon, which has a spin of 1/5, which is bloody odd

<Gilded> Klaynos, it would have a integer spin, but the sheer fact that it's so gh3y takes 4/5 spin away

<Gilded> Summary: Ghey-particle is just like a photon with the 4/5 spin taken away, and mediates the ghey force which must be studied further

<Gilded> The overall energy of the Ghey-particle is E = frequency * current popularity of Village People

 

so, what else is known about this field?

[ydoaPs]

<Aeternus> Gilded: so can these Ghey particles be given off due to some form of radioactive decay?

<Gilded> Aeternus, no not really, but they have a bad tendency of turning normal photons into Gheys by hugging them

<RICHARDBATTY> well if the emit a field then they could induce a ghey flow in surrounding objects

<Gilded> The Ghey field itself is generated as a byproduct of nerve signals telling the owner of the nerves and brain to buy Backstreet Boys and Village People CDs, and possibly a few pink T-shirts while they're at it

[ydoaPs]

<Gilded> RICH, this has been studied by placing several straight persons in the same room as Village People, but so far all test subjects have died due to a nervous breakdown caused by the sudden desire to leave their girlfriends and wives and buy LOTS of Village People merchandise

<RICHARDBATTY> if super colled would it for some sort of condensate

<yourdadonapogos> is there any way to block this gh3y field?

<RICHARDBATTY> i was thinking more like a poodle is just a sad dog but becomes very ghey when in proximity to a ghey field

<Gilded> A protective layer of hetero pr0n DVDs has been used and is still used in some test facilities

<Gilded> RICH, if the subject is unsure of his sexual orientation they can be very vulnerable to the devastating effect of the Ghey-field

<Gilded> Normally a plate armor of three DVD-layers is used

<Gilded> This is rather costy as you have to use high-grade professional pr0n

[ydoaPs]

<RICHARDBATTY> shame you cant jam the field

<Gilded> It's being currently studied though

<yourdadonapogos> perhaps if we could generate an anti-gh3y field, we might be able to study it more safely

<yourdadonapogos> has anyone been able to produce an anti-swedon?

<Gilded> The only real concern here is the Village People and their popularity's relation to the overall energy of the Swedon

<RICHARDBATTY> if you had a good ghey reflecter and surounded the field the intensity should build and you hve a ghey bomb

<Gilded> Because if Village People becomes infinitely popular, the universe will collapse under an infinite Ghey-field

<Gilded> RICH, United Nations prohibits the use of Ghey-weaponry, it's just too inhuman

<RICHARDBATTY> drop the bomb the mirror breaks unleashing an intense ghey field upon you enemys

<RICHARDBATTY> they all go get indian outfits

<RICHARDBATTY> cop out fits

<RICHARDBATTY> etc

<RICHARDBATTY> and we win

<Gilded> A promising field of research is the Martha Stewart -field which seems to reflect all sexually charged particles

<Gilded> However, even seconds under a heavy Martha Stewart flux can cause your brain to go on Infinite Knitting mode for an indefinate time, possibly the rest of your life

<Klaynos> sometimes I am genuinly scared

<Gilded> *Yawn*

<RICHARDBATTY> hmm i wonder if a gaser weapon is possible

<Gilded> It is fairly easy to stimulate a compound called backstreetboysonite with very ghey music to have it raise to a super-high level of gheyness

<Gilded> And then emit high-energy Ghey-particles

<Gilded> Or Swedons, as the proper name goes

[Klaynos]

This conversation is scareing me!

[ydoaPs]

is research into the gh3y field really frightening?

[Dave]

Yet another example of how IRC is good for you.

 

Go there now...

 

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