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Posted

My favourite:

 

Minstrel: song:

 

Bravely bold Sir Robin

Brought forth from Camelot.

He was not afraid to die,

Oh, brave Sir Robin!

He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.

Brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.

 

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp.

Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken!

To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away

And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin.

 

His head smashed in and his heart cut out,

And his liver removed and his bowls unplugged,

And his nostrils raked and his bottom burnt off,

And his peni--

 

Robin: That's...That's, uh... That's enough music for now, lads. It looks

like there's getting work afoot.

Posted

Always look on the bright side of life. that`s a Classic amongst classics!

 

and not a bad phislosophy either :)

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